Author Topic: Applying to trap crayfish  (Read 687 times)

Twit 2

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Applying to trap crayfish
« on: June 28, 2020, 08:44:08 PM »
Top of anyone’s list, surely?



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Re: Applying to trap crayfish
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2020, 08:48:19 PM »
I didn't even know this was a job.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

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Re: Applying to trap crayfish
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2020, 09:08:01 PM »
There's a load of rubbish in the background. Why don't you clean up a bit?

Twit 2

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Re: Applying to trap crayfish
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2020, 09:10:34 PM »
Friend’s place.

Twit 2

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Re: Applying to trap crayfish
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2020, 09:13:00 PM »
He has a drinking problem:


pancreas

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Re: Applying to trap crayfish
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2020, 09:17:33 PM »
But not an arson problem, tho.

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Re: Applying to trap crayfish
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2020, 10:01:33 PM »

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Re: Applying to trap crayfish
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2020, 10:14:46 PM »
He has a drinking problem:



And does he have good reason to suspect there are crayfish in there?

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Re: Applying to trap crayfish
« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2020, 02:59:15 AM »
I have a drinking problem. This lad has a tidying problem.

There’s a difference

Buelligan

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Re: Applying to trap crayfish
« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2020, 05:09:35 AM »
Dear god.  How can anyone conduct their lives like that?  I have no words.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

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Re: Applying to trap crayfish
« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2020, 05:48:41 AM »
I'm surprised none of the coke bottles have piss in them. He must have tidied them away, because he had guests.

Twit 2

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Re: Applying to trap crayfish
« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2020, 06:28:30 AM »
Dear god.  How can anyone conduct their lives like that?  I have no words.

It beggars belief. I am astonished anew every time I enter his hovel. That’s child abuse leading to a lifetime of mental health and alcoholism problems for you! Parents are the best.

Buelligan

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Re: Applying to trap crayfish
« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2020, 06:30:37 AM »
I'm not sure trapping crayfish will help with that.  My suggestion is a bit of a tidy up, as a first step, leave the crayfish for another day.

Re: Applying to trap crayfish
« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2020, 07:00:08 AM »
He has a drinking problem:



Good that the cans are stamped down. Takes up much less space and stops your house being overwhelmed with litter.

Twit 2

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Re: Applying to trap crayfish
« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2020, 07:19:59 AM »
It is a garage, not a house, which almost makes it ok. I’ve been trying to get him to tidy up for years. No luck yet.

Buelligan

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Re: Applying to trap crayfish
« Reply #15 on: June 29, 2020, 07:27:00 AM »
Just set fire to it and be done with it.  The first one's always the hardest. 

Get the crayfish out first though.

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Re: Applying to trap crayfish
« Reply #16 on: June 29, 2020, 07:54:52 AM »
The neighbours will notice the excess of recycling suddenly leaving the property, though.  It’ll be quite embarrassing.

Voltan (Man of Steel)

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Re: Applying to trap crayfish
« Reply #17 on: June 30, 2020, 02:02:47 PM »
I’ve seen worse.


Re: Applying to trap crayfish
« Reply #18 on: June 30, 2020, 02:10:33 PM »
Reminds me of a woman I went to see in Birmingham. The sex was great but fucking hell the state of her gaff was vomit inducing.


Re: Applying to trap crayfish
« Reply #19 on: June 30, 2020, 02:13:31 PM »
the state of her gaff was vomit inducing
WELL WHOSE FAULT WAS THAT

Re: Applying to trap crayfish
« Reply #20 on: June 30, 2020, 05:14:33 PM »

pancreas

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Re: Applying to trap crayfish
« Reply #21 on: June 30, 2020, 05:53:04 PM »
My god we have to get you involved in Wimblewrong next year.

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Re: Applying to trap crayfish
« Reply #22 on: June 30, 2020, 06:02:51 PM »

Voltan (Man of Steel)

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Re: Applying to trap crayfish
« Reply #23 on: June 30, 2020, 06:06:48 PM »


Ha! According to the local rag he was pulling pints in a town centre pub around the date that photo was taken.


Re: Applying to trap crayfish
« Reply #24 on: June 30, 2020, 07:11:56 PM »

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Re: Applying to trap crayfish
« Reply #25 on: June 30, 2020, 07:25:32 PM »





Re: Applying to trap crayfish
« Reply #26 on: June 30, 2020, 07:48:24 PM »
boris' term as PM has its first positive effects

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