Applying to trap crayfish

[Twit 2]

Top of anyone's list, surely?

[Replies From View]

I didn't even know this was a job.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

There's a load of rubbish in the background. Why don't you clean up a bit?

[Twit 2]

Friend's place.

[Twit 2]

He has a drinking problem:

[pancreas]

But not an arson problem, tho.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

[Captain Z]

He has a drinking problem:

And does he have good reason to suspect there are crayfish in there?

[Ferris]

I have a drinking problem. This lad has a tidying problem.

There's a difference

[Buelligan]

Dear god.  How can anyone conduct their lives like that?  I have no words.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I'm surprised none of the coke bottles have piss in them. He must have tidied them away, because he had guests.

[Twit 2]

Dear god.  How can anyone conduct their lives like that?  I have no words.

It beggars belief. I am astonished anew every time I enter his hovel. That's child abuse leading to a lifetime of mental health and alcoholism problems for you! Parents are the best.

[Buelligan]

I'm not sure trapping crayfish will help with that.  My suggestion is a bit of a tidy up, as a first step, leave the crayfish for another day.

[Mr Farenheit]

He has a drinking problem:

Good that the cans are stamped down. Takes up much less space and stops your house being overwhelmed with litter.

[Twit 2]

It is a garage, not a house, which almost makes it ok. I've been trying to get him to tidy up for years. No luck yet.

[Buelligan]

Just set fire to it and be done with it.  The first one's always the hardest. 

Get the crayfish out first though.

[Replies From View]

The neighbours will notice the excess of recycling suddenly leaving the property, though.  It'll be quite embarrassing.

[Voltan (Man of Steel)]

I've seen worse.

[bgmnts]

Reminds me of a woman I went to see in Birmingham. The sex was great but fucking hell the state of her gaff was vomit inducing.

[idunnosomename]

the state of her gaff was vomit inducing

WELL WHOSE FAULT WAS THAT

[Mr Farenheit]

[pancreas]

My god we have to get you involved in Wimblewrong next year.

[Shit Good Nose]

Also needs dog.

[Voltan (Man of Steel)]

Ha! According to the local rag he was pulling pints in a town centre pub around the date that photo was taken.

[Mr Farenheit]

Also needs dog.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

[idunnosomename]

boris' term as PM has its first positive effects