Think fast!!!!

[popcorn]

*smacks you in the face*

[Replies From View]

alright, try this one

[Replies From View]

Think fast!!!!

[Replies From View]

*snips off your cock*

[popcorn]

My plan worked. I had wanted to have that surgery done for many years, and now I have tricked Replies From View, an experienced penis surgeon, into doing it for me, quickly and cheaply.

[Ferris]

*popcorn throws some spaghetti at the HS Art wall*

*it doesn't stick*

*ferris comes along to make it hilarious and save everyone's blushes*

Come on now mate getting tired now mate

[popcorn]

yeah waiting for the laughs to roll in.... yeah....

[Ferris]

Wait until you see the juggling act.

A-ha! Didn't expect that, did you?

...hang on, I can do this. Just... can you stop jeering?

It is... it sort of puts me off. Hang on...

ohhhhhhh! Did you see?! Just have to wait for the adulation to roll in mate

[popcorn]

all right I have to admit that was quite good.

[Ferris]

...see? That's the type of semi-elaborate visual content that regular HS Art readers should expect.

Is it funny and/or deserving of much mirth? No, but it's something, and that's my point. No one can deny it isn't something.

[popcorn]

Is it funny and/or deserving of much mirth? No, but it's something, and that's my point. No one can deny it isn't something.

Replies From View is an experienced penis surgeon if this is something you're self-conscious about.

[Ferris]

If you're not going to respect my surgical privacy then I won't respond any further.

I am very hurt by all this, and not just because RfV was inebriated during my "procedure". I'd juggle now, but I'm far too depressed.