My new neighbour, "Bog"

[Hand Solo]

A wall hung square toilet?

Isn't that a sink?

[bgmnts]

I realised this morning that there must always be a Bog. Bog moved to that street one day and was accosted by the Bog, and he then became the Bog.

Once the Bog dies, Rizla will become Bog.

There must always be a Bog.

[Ham Bap]

Keep thinking about Gog from Peep Show.
Ask Bog about the Honda contract. He might think you're talking gibberish but at this point who cares.

[Inspector Norse]

Yes, like how far off the floor is it? A metre? More? I don't think I'd feel safe on it.

Better make sure you've got some serious heavyduty screws there. Don't want it to suddenly pop off the wall when you're midway through a Douglas Hurd.

[Voltan (Man of Steel)]

Yes, don't want to fracture my fun size Twix (coccyx).