you are jealous because you lack a swing wing

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check us out!  you're not in the picture!!

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You're not with us!


Excluded from the swing wing gang!!

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You are jealous!!

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WE ARE HAVING AN EXCESS OF FUN WITH THESE BUT YOU DON'T GET TO EXPERIENCE ANY OF THAT EXCESS

[popcorn]

Wish I had one of these.

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haha mate you are stuck without one

[popcorn]

is it actually good then?

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ho, mate



you only need to see us to know





you have seen us, so you know

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woooooeeeeeeeee this is so awesome!





what a thing for you to not be a part of!

[popcorn]

can I have a go?

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must suck to be excluded from this by dint of not owning a swing wing!



no you can't have a go





why would i let you have a go??

[popcorn]

I've pushed you off then.

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It's not a bike you idiot.



It's a fucking swing wing

[popcorn]

I've swung you right off and now I'm going on it.

It's rubbish.

[Gregory Torso]

YOU KNOW, FOR KIDS

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I've swung you right off and now I'm going on it.

It's rubbish.

you must be in the wrong play area as there's no way you can "swing someone off" a swing wing


don't know who you've found, what you've swung them off and what you're swinging on now but it wasn't me and it ain't a fucking swing wing I can tell you that



you need to go and do your research on what you are jealous of mate




jealous and a laughing stock, pal!  haha!

[popcorn]

You simply take the swinging part of the wing, swing it, the occupying swinger will be swung right off. as you know better than anyone, having been swung right off

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you are in a different play area picking on some other kid

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I'll see if I can locate you

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ah, there you are




yes, pushing a 6 year old child off some playground play equipment and making him cry





i suspected as much

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try and catch me if you can and get my swing wing




*runs off*

[popcorn]

I'm sick of this.

The swing wing is rigged to blow. goodbye.

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Hey popcorn the local constabulary wants a word

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*gruff voice*

Hello is that popcorn?


Yes I am the local constabulary and I would like a word, please.

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*non-gruff voice*

popcorn the local constabulary is outside your house.  He says he is going to get angry if you...

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*gruff voice*

...I am going to get angry if you don't come outside right now with all your clothes off to show you are not armed.

[dissolute ocelot]

Please don't use while operating heavy machinery or in the vicinity of transport infrastructure! I was inadvertently dragged for 25 miles along a railway line between Rugby and Wolverhampton.

*May also cause wobbly neck.

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popcorn I...


*gruff voice*

popcorn I am outside your house waiting

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Please don't use while operating heavy machinery or in the vicinity of transport infrastructure! I was inadvertently dragged for 25 miles along a railway line between Rugby and Wolverhampton.

*May also cause wobbly neck.

This is....


*non-gruff voice*

This is solid advice; thank you.