you are jealous because you lack a swing wing

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Could somebody else do the local constabulary voice, please?  popcorn lives in a weird area with gruff accents that are quite difficult to convincingly sustain.

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I have some swing wing action to get back to.



See ya!





     
       

[popcorn]

Keep swinging my friend

If that wing drops below 120 swings per minute you'll be blown to HELL

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Not gonna drop below that, mate



Don't you worry







Did that local constabulary get a chance to speak to you?  He was keen to see you outside your house without your clothes on, I believe.

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Hey so popcorn, unrelatedly I was wondering if a local constabulary managed to have a word with you earlier


Earlier he was saying he wanted a word with you and so unrelatedly I wondered if he managed to have a word with you earlier at all



Local constabulary, he was.  gruff voice

[popcorn]

I heard a voice earlier but it was weedy and bad - not the voice of the law.

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hmm, are you sure about that?


let me go back outside your



I mean let me see if he is still outside your house and he can be just as gruff as he was earlier



I'm sure if you listen a bit more closely you will find him to be extensively gruff

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*gruff voice*


Hello I am still outside your house

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There, did you


*non-gruff voice*

I mean..... there, did you hear him?

[popcorn]

Sorry what did you say? I was distracted because I heard the sound of a feeble weak boy outside my front door - I didn't bother looking because it was such an uninvitingly pathetic sound.

[popcorn]

It really was a laughable weak noise, like a very gay mewling. And also over it was a constant swishing, swinging, winging sound which further undermined its credibility and appeal

[popcorn]

Anyway, your silly hat is rigged to blow, and the cops won't do a thing to stop me... sayonara.

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[popcorn]

All he has to do is stop swinging for ONE second ...

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not going to stop mate



i love it




i'm loving this

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*gruff voice*

he's loving it you know