I speak for lesbians

popcorn · June 30, 2020, 03:07:38 PM

Any questions just ask.

Huxleys Babkins · June 30, 2020, 03:18:21 PM

What are the best crisps?

popcorn · June 30, 2020, 03:20:16 PM

They don't mind really.

Captain Z · June 30, 2020, 03:26:55 PM

What do they actually, you know, do?

popcorn · June 30, 2020, 03:32:19 PM

They moan constantly.

Sorry ladies but it's true.

pancreas · June 30, 2020, 03:36:19 PM

Is it true they need a whole roll of toilet paper for each sitting?

popcorn · June 30, 2020, 03:39:53 PM

I'll ask hang on.

popcorn · June 30, 2020, 03:41:43 PM

The answer is no but they might be lying - lesbians DO lie.

Captain Z · June 30, 2020, 04:15:27 PM

Where do they get their crazy ideas?

earl_sleek · June 30, 2020, 04:18:08 PM

Why can you never leave an open packet of Rowntree's Fruit Pastilles around a lesbian?

Replies From View · June 30, 2020, 04:27:51 PM

Quote from: earl_sleek on June 30, 2020, 04:18:08 PM
Why can you never leave an open packet of Rowntree's Fruit Pastilles around a lesbian?

Because they are a Schrödinger.

earl_sleek · June 30, 2020, 04:42:32 PM

Thanks for your contribution, but I'd rather be told from the man who speaks for lesbians, right from the horse's mouth.

earl_sleek · June 30, 2020, 04:43:16 PM

Quote from: popcorn on June 30, 2020, 03:41:43 PM
The answer is no but they might be lying - lesbians DO lie.

Liesbians!

Huxleys Babkins · June 30, 2020, 05:21:56 PM

I think I read somewhere that the word lesbian is an amalgamation of lies and labia.

Replies From View · June 30, 2020, 08:54:10 PM

hello I have a question for lesbians if you wouldn't mind answering it:

if you love women so much then why don't you fucking marry them