Autofellatio

[popcorn]

Can someone help

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Like succeeding in life, it's all down to you.

Alan Sugar and Richard Branson are successes because they worked out how to suck their own cocks and you didn't.

[popcorn]

Please

Just a little boost.

[popcorn]

I'M ALMOST THERE

[Pearly-Dewdrops Drops]

Important tip: turn the engine off before starting.

[pancreas]

I understand you need to have two ribs removed. I can do this for you, and moreover, I'm prepared to share the spoils. I like to salt them in fish sauce and braise in coconut milk, fyi.