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Have I done a tweetdozy?

Started by pancreas, July 02, 2020, 05:43:07 AM

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pancreas

The local council's commercial arm tasks itself with taking taxpayers money and doing what Burger King would like them to do with it, and branding the city with their logos. They are obviously trying to run a cÜte&upLIFTing-type Twitter account to spread the word of their good deeds. Anyway, they've tweeted a sunset photo of a local artist with

QuoteWe're so proud of how our city is adapting to a new way of life

to which, I've replied with just this emoji: 🤢. I will probably be the only reply unless someone decides to have a strop at me. I think I've got plausible deniability, because maybe it is a joke about being ill from coronavirus, but of course the real reason is that what they're doing is inducing in me a heavy convulsion rich with vomitus. Now, the problem is with stuff like this that's so earnest, is that there's someone on the end of that Twitter account who earnestly wrote it, and the (excellent) pub that I follow that has earnestly retweeted it—which looks like they are also notified of my emoji. So I may have upset a millennial running the twitter feed at ExtortionCorps, whoever runs the pub twitter feed, and I guess, the local artist who will be following all their pictures about and will think that their photo is also regarded as emetic. (Well, it is.)

AITA

C_Larence

I follow a man who is in his 60s and almost solely uses twitter to comment "assmazing" on photos of barely legal girls. I really wouldn't worry too much about an emoji.

Ray Travez

I wasn't expecting your twitter handle so that made me laugh in concert with the tweet :D

Could just delete it if it bothers you?


Twit 2

Quote from: pancreas on July 02, 2020, 05:43:07 AM
The local council's commercial arm tasks itself with taking taxpayers money and doing what Burger King would like them to do with it, and branding the city with their logos. They are obviously trying to run a cÜte&upLIFTing-type Twitter account to spread the word of their good deeds. Anyway, they've tweeted a sunset photo of a local artist with

to which, I've replied with just this emoji: 🤢. I will probably be the only reply unless someone decides to have a strop at me. I think I've got plausible deniability, because maybe it is a joke about being ill from coronavirus, but of course the real reason is that what they're doing is inducing in me a heavy convulsion rich with vomitus. Now, the problem is with stuff like this that's so earnest, is that there's someone on the end of that Twitter account who earnestly wrote it, and the (excellent) pub that I follow that has earnestly retweeted it—which looks like they are also notified of my emoji. So I may have upset a millennial running the twitter feed at ExtortionCorps, whoever runs the pub twitter feed, and I guess, the local artist who will be following all their pictures about and will think that their photo is also regarded as emetic. (Well, it is.)

AITA

None of this, none of this, matters.

Paul Calf

Twitter is srs business.

The real scandal here is that you have no avatar pic.

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Quote from: C_Larence on July 02, 2020, 06:08:49 AM
I follow a man who is in his 60s and almost solely uses twitter to comment "assmazing" on photos of barely legal girls.

Don't worry; he has plausible deniability.

Uncle TechTip

Quote from: Paul Calf on July 02, 2020, 07:19:03 AM
Twitter is srs business.

The real scandal here is that you have no avatar pic.

Must be a Russian bot then. Well I never.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

The real high level stuff is how you can abuse a QC on Twitter (Jolyon Maugham for example) without landing in hot water, or indeed slightly above room temperature water.

honeychile

"Get into Newcastle" sounds vaguely threatening. Reminds me of the "Go away" segment from On the hour:

It's time to go away
on a jolly holiday
go away
go away
bloody go away

touchingcloth

QuoteAITA

Are you the anus? I've always said if you can't see the anus then it's likely you're the anus. Can you see the anus?

Cuellar

"Get into Newcastle" sounds like famous son of Newcastle Andy Dawson's famous 'Get in the sea' famous catchphrase.

Also yes, YATA and you can expect to have your contract terminated shortly (whatever it is and whoever it is with).

BlodwynPig

AITA?

YATA?

I give up on life today.

Barry Admin


Mr_Simnock

Quote from: C_Larence on July 02, 2020, 06:08:49 AM
I follow a man who is in his 60s and almost solely uses twitter to comment "assmazing" on photos of barely legal girls. I really wouldn't worry too much about an emoji.

any particular reason you 'follow' him that we might need to know?

madhair60



madhair60


C_Larence

Quote from: Mr_Simnock on July 02, 2020, 11:04:34 AM
any particular reason you 'follow' him that we might need to know?

There's something fascinating to me about people who are openly horny in the replies to pornstars/sex workers. To be honest, the guy I'm talking about has a lot of accounts because he has to keep deleting them, due to someone who replies to all his posts calling him a pedo, so I don't actually follow him anymore, as he deleted that account.
https://twitter.com/sara05589531/status/1178839986579427329?s=21

H-O-W-L

PMSLITEPBODC!!!!!
(pissing myself laughing in the East Peckham branch of Dixy Chicken!!!))

pancreas

Quote from: Barry Admin on July 02, 2020, 10:40:44 AM
"tweetdozy" - 🤢🤮

Sorry, I'm not a millennial. I don't understand these symbols.

Kelvin

I do not believe you give a shit, Pancreas.

Much love.

Cloud


Paul Calf


Barry Admin

Quote from: pancreas on July 02, 2020, 05:19:41 PM
Sorry, I'm not a millennial. I don't understand these symbols.

Unsubscribed and retweet rescinded.

Barry Admin