Mobile Gaming Ron

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-53272411

GUILTY

[idunnosomename]

Steve Cumming

[Bazooka]

Loot boxes overflowing with cum.

[Paul Calf]

He said he also thinks the government should step in and change the law.

Yep. It's the government's fault you didn't monitor your child's online activity.

[Ferris]

The lesson here is if you are going to scam an old man, go FULL FORCE then you will get a refund and everyone will apologize (but you'll get to keep all your expensive shit with which to pwn noobs). If she'd thought small, 20-30 quid then no one would care.

[shiftwork2]

I like this man, sitting on his couch in front of his records smiling for the camera.  Dead bodies in the fireplace, dead bodies under the floorboards.  Dead bodies in the boot of the car.

[Ferris]

I like this man, sitting on his couch in front of his records smiling for the camera.  Dead bodies in the fireplace, dead bodies under the floorboards.  Dead bodies in the boot of the car.

Not even records, that looks like a collection of OS maps to me.

Each map with meticulous crosses where the remains are buried? Who am I to speculate.

Edit: I suppose in a way these "Death Maps" (as he may well call them) are sort of like records. Records of crimes? Who can say, who can say.

[shiftwork2]

I like him even more now.

[madhair60]

Yep. It's the government's fault you didn't monitor your child's online activity.

these kinds of microtransactions are predatory and insidious and it's right that they be legislated. Parents can't watch everything their kid does, it is simply not possible.

honestly you can stick your smug fucking post up your shitty arse mate. no offence sorry i don't mean anything personal by it.

[Dr Trouser]

72 with an 11 year old daughter? Lad

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

these kinds of microtransactions are predatory and insidious and it's right that they be legislated. Parents can't watch everything their kid does, it is simply not possible.

honestly you can stick your smug fucking post up your shitty arse mate. no offence sorry i don't mean anything personal by it.

My joke is that the man is so shameless he spent 5k on game transactions then blamed it on his daughter. My amusing gambit, and lo' was there not half mirth abounding by the fuckload.

[madhair60]

My joke is that the man is so shameless he spent 5k on game transactions then blamed it on his daughter. My amusing gambit, and lo' was there not half mirth abounding by the fuckload.

wasn't aimed at you was aimed at that CUNT Paul Calf, who I famously have a MASSIVE BEEF with

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

wasn't aimed at you was aimed at that CUNT Paul Calf, who I famously have a MASSIVE BEEF with

My post was aimed at Paul Calf's and your post.

Can't we just go AHAHAHA OLD CUNT SUSPECT OLD BALD CUNT? Life would be pleasant then and full of harmless glee.

[madhair60]

NO. FUCK OFF. THIS IS NO JOKE. THIS MAN COULD HAVE BEEN LEFT DESTITUTE

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

NO. FUCK OFF. THIS IS NO JOKE. THIS MAN COULD HAVE BEEN LEFT DESTITUTE

Personally would have gone for 'COULD OF' for hysterical emphasis.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Remember when that bloke nearly bankrupted himself phoning wank lines and wriggled out it while musing 'it is partially my fault'.

[idunnosomename]

silly old cunt can father a child at 61 in 2009 but he can't sign up for online banking? doesnt deserve a holiday. silly old cunt

[Ferris]

Remember when that bloke nearly bankrupted himself phoning wank lines and wriggled out it while musing 'it is partially my fault'.

But apart from that popcorn's an ok guy

[Sebastian Cobb]

Some guy I worked with had his kids purchase about 300 quids worth of DLC on xbox live.

Top tip. Don't leave your purchasing set up if you've got kids.

[Lord Mandrake]

My daughters play Roblox and tried it on. No chance, so they developed some pretty clever schemes to relieve other players of their roblox stuff. Healthy.

[QDRPHNC]

I've never had this problem, as I raised my child to ask permission before he spends any of my money.

[Butchers Blind]

72.  Laughing all the way to the morgue.

[madhair60]

I've never had this problem, as I raised my child to ask permission before he spends any of my money.

By beating the fucking shit out of him, no doubt

[shiftwork2]

Just read the article as I was previously distracted by the cold dead eyes of a killer.

It seems it's actually possible to spend 4 and a half grand on in-app purchases for a game.  Whatever racket we have got ourselves into to earn a crust it appears we have been doing it wrong.  Let's restart our lives from age 18 and try again.

[flotemysost]

I don't know if the standard parental controls on internet provider settings include restrictions on online transactions, but most service providers have the 'family' setting as the default now, don't they?

When I moved earlier this year, as soon as the internet was up and running I obviously tweaked the settings, triggering about three emails from Virgin over the next few days along the lines of 'We've detected a change to your account settings. Are you SURE you wanted to do this?' Ahh fuck off Virgin, you can't judge me maannn

GUILTY

Guilty of wearing a Ralph Lauren Polo shirt under an unbuttoned checked shirt and then a gilet with some sort of luminous piping on top - this is the wardrobe of someone who has shat all over people his entire life to get to where he is. Cunt deserves to go bankrupt.

[Blue Jam]

"I'm not very tech-savvy"

That explains all the Ordnance Survey maps. Get Google maps mate. Get Pokémon Go while you're at it, then buy a fuckload of PokéBalls and get Google to pay for them all.

[Blue Jam]

PokéRon

[PlanktonSideburns]

instantly like this bloke

bet he has a little mini bar in his garage

[Paul Calf]

wasn't aimed at you was aimed at that CUNT Paul Calf, who I famously have a MASSIVE BEEF with

Do you?

That's awful for you. I hope you get over it soon.

[Dex Sawash]

But calves are very small beeves