Hastings Pier - YouTube Personality Reopening

[Sebastian Cobb]

e gourmet grid

[lazyhour]

e gourmet grid

Such a famous establishment that the full compliment of letters are simply not required.

I'm still really keen to know the meaning of "Three Souls In A Bowl".

[Icehaven]

I'm still really keen to know the meaning of "Three Souls In A Bowl".

Somewhat disconcertingly it's a forthcoming cafe opening on Hastings pier.

The whole of John C's endeavour seems to be promoting local businesses, as if he's some kind of marketing genius and being advertised on his website or associated with him is somehow helpful, when his youtube view count and the quality of his site make the whole thing more like the online equivalent of writing "DRINK COKA COLLA" on the back of an envelope and sticking it in your window.

[canadagoose]

CELEBRITY STAR JUDGE
REHAN SIDDIQI
ONE AND ONLY TALENTED
REHAN SIDDIQI

[Johnny Yesno]

CELEBRITY STAR JUDGE
REHAN SIDDIQI
ONE AND ONLY TALENTED
REHAN SIDDIQI

Hey, that's celebrity Danny Lambo to you.



So called because he's GOT A LAMBO OK.



Show some cocking respect or you'll get a microphone in the gob.

[Huxleys Babkins]

I've seen the From Danny Lambo, er, Lambo on the M25. Just to think, it was being driven by celebrity Danny Lambo and I didn't even realise. Feel genuinely stupid now.

[Better Midlands]

[PlanktonSideburns]

i dont like his policies, but he is very handsome

[Better Midlands]

i dont like his policies

I think if you look closer there's "Something For Everyone".

[PlanktonSideburns]

i guess for me its that hes fit

[steve98]

Is "Free Public Transport", with celeb Danny Lambo really a realistic possibility? Has he had talks with TfL? Or do we all get our own free Lambo? (Mmm, If it sounds too good etc)

[imitationleather]

Danny Lambo could be the Mayor to finally put London on the map!

[steve98]

Re Britain's Hardest Man.

I visited a foot-clinic last week to get an ingrowing-toenail seen to. The podiatrist got stuck in, doin' a bit of trimming, but had to switch clippers because the normal, everyday clippers were struggling. When it was all over the podiatrist said my toenails were some of the toughest (hardest) he'd ever encountered; which means I'm one of Glasgow's hardest men.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Henning Wehn's evil twin brother. You can see why he wears shades most of the time.

[bomb_dog]

All this bollocks looks like the sort of thing followed by the cameramen of the  last series of Pineapple Dance Studios, when it became 'Louie Spence's Showbusiness', with that mad divorcee, the 'dancing' horses, the band Wizard's Sleeve and the bloke who was trying to start a new tv channel without any real content.

Would love to see that series again. Never saw all of it. Proper deluded but often likeable people.

[Icehaven]

Danny Lambo was on Four In A Bed a while back. I think his hotel came last.

[Icehaven]

Is "Free Public Transport", with celeb Danny Lambo really a realistic possibility? Has he had talks with TfL? Or do we all get our own free Lambo? (Mmm, If it sounds too good etc)

One of the perks of knowing you're never going to win is being able to have totally unrealistic policies, it's what the Lib Dems have always done.

[imitationleather]

It's undeniable that Miss Sexy UK is inspirational, though. For example, it's inspired me to think that should set up our own gala award. Mr Bald Void Britain or something.

[lazyhour]

Yes! If they can do it, why on earth can't we?

Mr/Ms/Non-Binary ULTIMATE SEXY UK 2020 - but which of us should present it?

[Better Midlands]

Yes! If they can do it, why on earth can't we?

Mr/Ms/Non-Binary ULTIMATE SEXY UK 2020 - but which of us should present it?

Celebrity Star Judge Mungo.

[mungo the otter]

Pippity pip
I pick the girl in the nip

[bomb_dog]

Celebrity Star Judge Mungo.

Isn't this Terry Nutkins?

[Icehaven]

Isn't this Terry Nutkins?

It better be.

[BlodwynPig]

Isn't this Terry Nutkins?

you need to swot up on your CaB lore.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Isn't this Terry Nutkins?

No, its clearly an otter.

[lazyhour]

Update! The local press are lending John C some much-needed support. This is from January.

https://www.hastingsobserver.co.uk/news/new-club-aims-spread-happiness-hastings-1367249

Can I draw your attention to the last bit of the very first sentence in the article?

Can't wait for the local paper to cover my ideas for things I haven't actually done!

[steve98]

This is great news!

[non capisco]

It's undeniable that Miss Sexy UK is inspirational, though. For example, it's inspired me to think that should set up our own gala award. Mr Bald Void Britain or something.

Mr. Phimosis With The Most-est.

[steve98]

I think I was a bit hasty with my last post, I'd like to retract it. John C's lonely people club only meets for 2 hours a month (and there's no indication that Danny Lambo or Britain's hardest men or any quality people will be there just other lonely Hasting's nobodies).
I think it's probably just a scam; a really crap, low-dividends scam.

[BlodwynPig]

On the surface it looks almost blue-rinse quaint. The fact that Jonny C looks like the town junkie doesn't mean a thing. Get your doilies on!