Topic: Let's speculate on what crime my employee committed

[The Mollusk]

Don't you get put on a nonce/paedo wing?

“Nonce” is an acronym for “not on normal courtyard exercise” isn’t it? The diddlers aren’t let out with the rest of the prisoners for fear of them getting chibbed up.

[jobotic]

This is proper prison talk.

Ooh vicarious thrills. You slags!

[Non Stop Dancer]

Well he's evidently been inside for a decent spell before so he'll know what to expect, and frankly if he's on the sex offender's wing with likeminded people he'll be the life and soul of the party, as much as you can be in such a scenario.

[The Mollusk]

Make sure he gets himself acquainted with this.

[Johnny Yesno]

“Nonce” is an acronym for “not on normal courtyard exercise” isn’t it?

That sounds like a backronym to me.

[icehaven]

“Nonce” is an acronym for “not on normal courtyard exercise” isn’t it? The diddlers aren’t let out with the rest of the prisoners for fear of them getting chibbed up.

I've heard it's 'not of normal criminal enterprise', but I dunno how true either are. I'm sure I've seen cocker-nee gangster films where they used it just as a general insult rather than implying they were a paedo, so who knows.

[chveik]

[Non Stop Dancer]

I used to chat Beatles with him. Where on earth will I find a replacement companion for such a fringe interest?

[FredNurke]

I've heard it's 'not of normal criminal enterprise', but I dunno how true either are. I'm sure I've seen cocker-nee gangster films where they used it just as a general insult rather than implying they were a paedo, so who knows.

OED (first quot. 1971) disclaims any certainty, but posits a connection to 'nance' (variant of 'nancy'), or possibly to an east midlands dialect word 'nonse' meaning 'good-for-nothing'. However, Jonathon Green's dictionary of slang has a marginally earlier (1970) quotation:

‘Nonces’ is short for ‘nonsenses’: sex cases, professional mental patients who live in a world of their own, they never really talk to anyone.

I reckon this just might be right.

[Hand Solo]

I used to chat Beatles with him. Where on earth will I find a replacement companion for such a fringe interest?

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=7682

[Sebastian Cobb]

Never fails to make me laugh.

[Non Stop Dancer]

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=7682

What a magical time that was.

[touchingcloth]

If the OP did a jig while putting a cap in his employee’s ass and head, would he be a nonce-stop dancer?

[Dex Sawash]

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=7682

Had a bit of a read over at his forum. Seems he is off the register now and had the covid earlier this year.

[Hand Solo]

Had a bit of a read over at his forum. Seems he is off the register now and had the covid earlier this year.

Holy cack, I just checked and he does indeed have his own forum. Disgraced personalities seem to be adept at creating their own catered social media platform eg Glindr etc. What is that about? Well, I know what it's about...

[Chedney Honks]

I used to chat Beatles with him. Where on earth will I find a replacement companion for such a fringe interest?

Surely you can still just visit the guy down at the prison? He'd probably appreciate the company.

[Better Midlands]

it's a child sex offence of some description, teenage specifically.......I thought he was a bit of a dirty bollocks

What a horrible cunt and a very weird feeling to know he pulled the wool over everyone's eyes.......very charismatic .....which I guess is how he gains trust

I used to chat Beatles with him

Hiding in plain sight.

[Non Stop Dancer]

Surely you can still just visit the guy down at the prison? He'd probably appreciate the company.

"Right so we're definitely agreeing that the white album is their best effort then? Glad that's settled. So what are you missing most about the outside world then, I bet it's raping teenagers isn't it? I know how much you love that."

[Johnny Yesno]

I used to chat Beatles with him. Where on earth will I find a replacement companion for such a fringe interest?

Why didn't you mention this vital piece of evidence in the OP? We'd have had the case solved in a single reply.

[JaDanketies]

Had a bit of a read over at his forum. Seems he is off the register now and had the covid earlier this year.

I remember watching a YouTube video he made a few years back that was about how Harold Shipman wasn't that bad, actually, if you don't pay attention to the media and form your own opinions.

[Dex Sawash]

Most of his posts are about some sleb getting falsely accused of something. There are about 6 regular posters who King. Lots of Maxwell content I haven't bothered to read yet.

[Zetetic]

I say don’t bother with DBS checks and don’t look at the world in black and white. Your employee is a child rapist, yes, but he is also excellent at his job. Both of this things can be true at once.

This, but unironically.

Depending on the job.

[Non Stop Dancer]

Nonce. Teenagers. Third custodial sentence and not likely to see the outside world this side of 2030. Of all the mad shit to happen this year, this is by far the maddest. Just can't believe he's capable of it.

[madhair60]

You probably did it and stitched him up.

[JaDanketies]

Nonce. Teenagers. Third custodial sentence and not likely to see the outside world this side of 2030. Of all the mad shit to happen this year, this is by far the maddest. Just can't believe he's capable of it.

sick fuck. We had a nonce in my social circle getting exposed and jailed for 13 years earlier this year. He would encourage teenagers to send him modelling pictures on social media and then blackmail them so they would send more obscene pictures to him. They found a picture of baby rape on his PC and loads of child porn. He told everyone he was getting arrested for giving coke to a 17-year-old. His former closest friends want to cut his face off when / if he gets out.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Are you going to recruit for someone else to fill the role?

[Non Stop Dancer]

Only if they promise not to turn out to be a sex baddie.

Serious answer, in normal circumstances we would but covid has meant that we've already made one person redundant and his role would likely have gone that way as well.

[Non Stop Dancer]

sick fuck. We had a nonce in my social circle getting exposed and jailed for 13 years earlier this year. He would encourage teenagers to send him modelling pictures on social media and then blackmail them so they would send more obscene pictures to him. They found a picture of baby rape on his PC and loads of child porn. He told everyone he was getting arrested for giving coke to a 17-year-old. His former closest friends want to cut his face off when / if he gets out.

Just based on cases I know of personally either abusing or having been abused as children (and that's the ones that are open about their experience), I really dread to think about the prevailance of attraction to children in the general population. Does anyone know what the best estimate is?

[imitationleather]

I'm afraid they did a study and found it is 100%.

[madhair60]

What's the margin for error?