I know nobody here watches videos of parliament any more because that new man is there instead of their real dad, but the announcement of this was bonkers. Sunak delivered a list of billions pounds funding for this and that, and then saved to the end something that he introduced as a world first, a blockbuster surprise announcement, like he was about to introduce Universal Basic Income.
That he went on to introduce half price pasta primavera at selected branches of Bella Italia, offer subject to availability, not valid Thursday to Sunday, was a confusing punchline. I know it's the shittest thing to reference, but it really felt like that episode of The Thick Of It where a policy was pulled and they had to quickly think of something to announce in its place.