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Red Rishi's Eat Out to Get COVID-19

Started by idunnosomename, July 08, 2020, 10:58:29 PM

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jobotic

Quote from: idunnosomename on July 09, 2020, 11:02:45 AM
Is Helen Pidd fucking this dude or something. Train down to Wigan, get a bit of his njuda sausage and a salt of the earth quote, then back to media city in time for wine o clock

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/may/26/first-time-conservative-voters-react-to-cummings-controversy

Was about to post this as a friend pointed this out.

She knew exactly who she was going to ask and what they would say. Utterly worthless.

Cuellar

It's the same retired nurse in both articles too!

BlodwynPig



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Rich Uncle Skeleton

Finally caught up with all of this, couldn't be arsed to wade beyond a bunch of comments from people annoyed they had to cancel preorders for a PS5(?!)

idunnosomename

Imagine if the thing that didn't happen had happened and we were suffering the consequences of it, which I have just imagined. imagine

Quote from: finnquark on July 09, 2020, 12:13:03 PM
https://twitter.com/readonlymike/status/1281156660485120000?s=19
lol

Braintree

I just spent £129 on a dress. Where is my £500?

Blue Jam

#39
Rudy Ray Moore considers rewrite

(sorry Neil, removed possibly NSFW image)

beanheadmcginty

Anybody hoping to spend their new Rishispoons luncheon vouchers on a bowl of cereal will be disappointed:

https://www.timeout.com/london/news/londons-cereal-killer-cafe-wont-be-reopening-070920

I felt sorry for those cereal dickheads in the end. Somehow being solely blamed for gentrifying Shoreditch and Camden and for making money whilst kids starve. Meanwhile Costa's selling £5 bacon rolls out of hundreds of outlets and nobody bats an eyelid.

Blue Jam


Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: idunnosomename on July 09, 2020, 11:02:45 AM
Is Helen Pidd fucking this dude or something. Train down to Wigan, get a bit of his njuda sausage and a salt of the earth quote, then back to media city in time for wine o clock

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/may/26/first-time-conservative-voters-react-to-cummings-controversy

Client journalism.

Sebastian Cobb

Oh lol.

QuoteHelen Pidd
@helenpidd
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For those alleged Labour supporters who have been trying to get ex-Labour voters in this story cancelled, shame on you. Why not try to understand why Leigh went Tory and what it will take to win these folk back instead of piling on?

By 'cancelled' she means some people have been leaving the resturant some one-star reviews.

https://twitter.com/helenpidd/status/1281299674759135232

Captain Z

Are Costa really selling bacon rolls made out of bats eyelids?

jobotic

Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on July 09, 2020, 08:34:53 PM
Oh lol.

By 'cancelled' she means some people have been leaving the resturant some one-star reviews.

https://twitter.com/helenpidd/status/1281299674759135232

it's what the right mean when they say "cancel culture" - people having the cheek to criticise them.

BlodwynPig

so easy now to get buzzwords on people's tongues. Shows a dearth of imagination at best, an empty vessel at worst.

EOLAN

Also; that Pizza guy giving out about the BBC and press media going after Cummings; whilst believing him to be wrong, but still happy to take an interview (and maybe a few handy bob) to talk to the Guardian; one of those in the media hounding poor Cummings.

Cuntbeaks

Under the circumstances, pure fucking desolation.

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: EOLAN on July 09, 2020, 10:33:15 PM
Also; that Pizza guy giving out about the BBC and press media going after Cummings; whilst believing him to be wrong, but still happy to take an interview (and maybe a few handy bob) to talk to the Guardian; one of those in the media hounding poor Cummings.


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idunnosomename

Why not go to Leigh and treat yourself to a bite of a property developer's njuda sausage

Cuellar


idunnosomename

I cant spell that posh sausage because i am too working class to register a guardian account


Jockice

I'd just like to say here I know someone whose surname is Pidd and she's absolutely lovely. I hope they're not related.

Jockice

Quote from: Dr Rock on July 09, 2020, 08:32:41 AM
Unless you're a disabled like me, who can't really do restaurants anymore. Or the millions of people (like my mum) that don't do restaurants because they don't enjoy the experience much.

You're not missing much mate. Unless you like the staff (and sometimes whoever you're with) insisting on moving your mobility equipment away from you. I'll just put your crutches against a wall on the other side of the room so that if you need to go to the toilet you'll have to ask for them back. Or would you like to sit in one of the seats and meanwhile we'll take your wheelchair away and hide it? We don't want anyone thinking we serve cripples, do we?

Sebastian Cobb

There is no good place to put crutches in my experience.


Try Wagamama. You could order 10 gallons of ramen and use them as big chopsticks.

Sebastian Cobb

I'm going to add 'do you like going to restaurants between Monday and Wednesday?' to my tinder icebreakers.