Main Menu

Tip jar

If you like CaB and wish to support it, you can use PayPal or KoFi. Thank you, and I hope you continue to enjoy the site - Neil.

Buy Me a Coffee at ko-fi.com

Support CaB

Recent

Welcome to Cook'd and Bomb'd. Please login or sign up.

April 26, 2024, 10:58:49 PM

Login with username, password and session length

jawserscise

Started by PlanktonSideburns, July 09, 2020, 08:15:20 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

PlanktonSideburns

there is NO difference between these before and aftershots, shameless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcWRUChR8Tw

also the way the serious piano music just gets cut off at the end

Keebleman

I wanted to believe they'd do some good, made some enquiries.  Nah.  And any potential benefits are offset by damage to your teeth.

Just eat a bag of this every day. It'll give your jaw muscles all the work they'll need, tastes nice and trashes your teeth just as effectively.


Sin Agog

Seem to remember doing something similar myself for a couple of weeks after I saw the mum on Sister Sister's mouth exercises (not that kind).

touchingcloth

[url https://looksmax.me/threads/jawmaxing.21515/]Jawmaxing is the free ticket to Slayland[/url], but don't neglect your Rasmus while you're at it.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

I have something in my pants that you could give your mouth a good workout on.



please

Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

Quote from: touchingcloth on July 09, 2020, 09:57:11 PM
your Rasmus
AWOO AWOOOOO
I'VE BEEN WATCHING
I'VE BEEN WAITING
IN THE SHADOWS
FOR MY TIME

ProvanFan

Quote from: Sin Agog on July 09, 2020, 08:50:07 PM
after I saw the mum on Sister Sister's mouth exercises (not that kind).

GUILTY, WHOOOOOA

paruses

"the best way I can describe this product is: well it's like something you've never experienced before"

At first I thought that was a terrible description but then realised that I have never sat down and chewed on a squash ball so he's right. Am getting one.

NoSleep

Quote from: PlanktonSideburns on July 09, 2020, 08:15:20 PM
there is NO difference between these before and aftershots, shameless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcWRUChR8Tw

also the way the serious piano music just gets cut off at the end

Their complexions look better in the after shots, and in the guy doing the vid's after shot he looks less wrinkly and aged. Could all be make up, though.

NoSleep

I just experimented by vigorously opening and closing my jaw (no need to be chewing down on anything) and it does seem to activate blood flow across the entire face; feels quite refreshing.

PlanktonSideburns

This video seems to assume the premise that a face full of blood rushing about is automatically a good thing

Can we unpack that a bit before moving on?

Twonty Gostelow

I wouldn't be able to stop thinking I'd end up like the student whose jaw dislocated when she was yawning in class. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp8AzHIC0hM&t=106
WARNING: Horrible crunching sound just before the 3-minute mark

Dex Sawash

Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on July 09, 2020, 11:43:28 PM
I have something in my pants that you could give your mouth a good workout on.



please

RIP coprophilia thread