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LGF

Started by Sheffield Wednesday, July 10, 2020, 06:09:15 PM

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Sheffield Wednesday

Texted my wife from work LGF and when I got home she seemed really excited.

Me: Shall we do it?

Where's open?

Me: What do you mean?

Didn't you mean fish and chips?

Me: Oh, I see.

Johnny Yesno

TBF, I couldn't be arsed to catch my own fish either.

QDRPHNC

I've tried and tried to find a definition which fits but I'm coming up with nothing.

honeychile

Think it was a pretty calm reaction from your wife to being told "listen, get fucked."

Alberon

Let's Go Felching?

Legend Gary's Farmyard?

The Mollusk

Last time I LICKED GOD'S FARTER it was in my tent at V Festival 2004, coming up off some herbal ecstasy my dad gave me. I could hear N*E*R*D on the main stage. I was 17. A pivotal life experience but not one I'm eager to revisit in my adult years. I can see why your wife was miffed by this proposal.

Lineker's Gone Friend.

Miss you big man ❤

madhair60

AAA Another Amusing Acronym

Captain Z

Let's go fishing.

It's what Moaty would have wanted.

The Mollusk

Quote from: Better Midlands on July 10, 2020, 07:31:03 PM
Lineker's Gone Friend.

Miss you big man ❤



Lionel's Grabby Fingers

Sheffield Wednesday

I think it was let's get fucking.

No memory of this thread really.

petril

Let's. Get. Fangerous.

Dewt

I like his videos about woodgrain PCs

touchingcloth

Leslie Grantham frottage?

flotemysost

Love, Garrote, Fornicate (1800s-style Fuck, Marry, Kill)

Lemon/Ginger/Fruitcake?

Long Gruelling Fisting

Lap Gushing Fanny

Quote from: The Mollusk on July 10, 2020, 07:22:10 PM
Last time I LICKED GOD'S FARTER it was in my tent at V Festival 2004, coming up off some herbal ecstasy my dad gave me. I could hear N*E*R*D on the main stage. I was 17. A pivotal life experience but not one I'm eager to revisit in my adult years. I can see why your wife was miffed by this proposal.

I was at Hylands Park that year and I feel like I missed out now.

Quote from: flotemysost on July 12, 2020, 11:13:39 PM
Lap Gushing Fanny


Rich, smoky and tarry, Lap Gushing Fanny is a tea that carries a strong reputation. After your first sip, you'll understand why this is a tea that generates strong opinions.