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Bald fellah with gegs faints in front of Charlie (HRH: The Prince of Wales)

Started by Kryton, July 11, 2020, 02:21:39 AM

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Kryton


bgmnts

The sudden realisation that we live in a mental country with a royal family that live in luxury at our expense hit him so hard he blacked out.

idunnosomename

to be fair to the cunt, charlie looks like he does give a shit when he falls over (theres a jump cut though so who knows what happened then)

fucking hell camilla looks like a shitty little goblin though

Dewt

He remember the song "What's Up" by 4 Non Blondes and was overcome with emotion

Dewt

The tragic thing is that he recovered later that day, and then he remembered the hit song "Runaway Train" by "Soul Asylum" and it bloody happened again.

imitationleather


imitationleather


Elderly Sumo Prophecy



They seem to have this effect on people. Look at this poor cunt up here, he wasn't even looking at her and she made him fall over.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

The sand of the desert is sodden red, --
Red with the wreck of a square that broke; --
The Gatling's jammed and the Colonel dead,
And the regiment blind with dust and smoke.
The river of death has brimmed his banks,
And England's far, and Honour a name,
But the voice of a schoolboy rallies the ranks:
Sorse an salah with that one mate?

BlodwynPig

Quote from: idunnosomename on July 11, 2020, 03:04:12 AM
to be fair to the cunt, charlie looks like he does give a shit when he falls over (theres a jump cut though so who knows what happened then)

fucking hell camilla looks like a shitty little goblin though

the headline (bbc?) was that Charles attempted to catch him falling. having seen it...nah, totally unconcerned. "He bowed the wrong way, the pleb" was picked up on the monitors.

The guy who fainted is symptomatic of the sort of person who deifies royalty. cf. me mocking the Queen by aping her wave DIRECTLY AT HER and she didn't realise and waved back.

jobotic

That's some powerful bad covid breath Charles has there.

"Scrape him up and have him destroyed. You must have others?"

steve98

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on July 11, 2020, 09:21:29 AM
The sand of the desert is sodden red, --
Red with the wreck of a square that broke; --
The Gatling's jammed and the Colonel dead,
And the regiment blind with dust and smoke.
The river of death has brimmed his banks,
And England's far, and Honour a name,
But the voice of a schoolboy rallies the ranks:
Sorse an salah with that one mate?

Haha.
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EDIT. Oops, it wasn't Kipling.