First Festival of the Pandemic?

[Small Man Big Horse]

I could be wrong but I think this is set to be the first festival since the lockdown - https://godstoneberry.com/ - I'm only aware of it as it's near to where I grew up. So will you risk death so that you can see the bloke from Status Quo's son play live? Or perhaps have permanent lung damage after watching Toyah belt out that song she does?

[Puce Moment]

GODSTONEBERRY IS THE ULTIMATE BOUTIQUE ESCAPE

[Petey Pate]

Surely the correct answer is Bangface 2020.

[Captain Z]

"Dave's having a bad trip, he said he was running from the 50ft cow behind the main stage"

[SteveDave]

THE UK'S MOST AUTHENTIC AND CHARISMATIC MOTOWN TRIBUTE BAND!

Is she meant to be winking or does she have a lazy eye?

[idunnosomename]

Katrina socially distancing from the Waves then?

is this going ahead because the organisers are pretty certain no one will be going because it's shite?

[olliebean]

Wow, just look at how wicky wacky these guys are!

[idunnosomename]

Wicky wacky Fun Singin' Swingin' Stringggg Slap! clap clap clap clap Super saxy

sounds like someone being hung by a clown

[The Mollusk]

more like wiggedy wiggedy wack

[imitationleather]

No festivals are allowed until Bang Face 2021, I'm afraid.

[Captain Crunch]

There are some German festivals going ahead in August. 

[BlodwynPig]

There are some German festivals going ahead in August.

DOOMLORD LEGENDS OF METAL?

[justin_bennett]

No mention of surely the most-FAQ on the FAQ page: https://godstoneberry.com/faq/

Me?  I'm holding out for the Convenanza festival in Carcassonne going ahead at the end of Sept.  So far so good...

[jobotic]

No mention of surely the most-FAQ on the FAQ page: https://godstoneberry.com/faq/

What if I don't like beer?

[SteveDave]

No mention of surely the most-FAQ on the FAQ page: https://godstoneberry.com/faq/

Me?  I'm holding out for the Convenanza festival in Carcassonne going ahead at the end of Sept.  So far so good...

Will there be any cricket at the festival?

No, we promise there will be no cricket of any kind whatsoever, so fear not, you will not be subjected to any stray balls.

That's the dealbreaker...I'm there.

[Small Man Big Horse]

This has been cancelled somewhat tragically, albeit only in a we're still holding a festival, just with a bunch of cover bands instead kind of way - https://flowerfarmpresents.com/friday/ - which has led me to discover the existence of a Stereophonics cover band, which left my mouth agape in such a way I'm not sure I'll ever be able to close it.

[Oz Oz Alice]

They should rename it Coronachella. Then after they've done that, be ashamed they ever took my advice and live in exile.

[boki]

They should rename it Coronachella. Then after they've done that, be ashamed they ever took my advice and live in exile.

Don't be so hard on yourself; that would rank some way down the list of things they ought to be ashamed of.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

This has been cancelled somewhat tragically, albeit only in a we're still holding a festival, just with a bunch of cover bands instead kind of way - https://flowerfarmpresents.com/friday/ - which has led me to discover the existence of a Stereophonics cover band, which left my mouth agape in such a way I'm not sure I'll ever be able to close it.

Bit cheeky of the Fu Fighters to put a picture of the actual Foo Fighters on their bit. We're they hoping no one would notice?

[Small Man Big Horse]

Bit cheeky of the Fu Fighters to put a picture of the actual Foo Fighters on their bit. We're they hoping no one would notice?

I believe the options are as follows:

a) They've had extensive plastic surgery so they look identical to those they imitate.
b) They're clones that Dave Grohl had made so he can earn even more money without having to do any work.
c) It's the real Foo Fighters, and they just don't want their fans to die of the coronavirus so gig as a cover band happily killing casual cover band supporters.
d) It is a bit cheeky!

[Captain Z]

Ultrabeat are the only non-cover act booked for the lineup of a socially-distant festival.

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