Massive queue outside chippy

[pigamus]

No, kebabs come from a kebab shop. Think that is the key to this mystery.

I struggling to think of where there even is a "kebab shop" anywhere near me, and I live in Birmingham.

[Ferris]

Couldn't you have put this at the start of the post so I'd know not to bother reading?

Kebabs from a chippy? <shakeheademoji.com>

Potentially the worst opinion I've ever seen on CaB.

Certainly bottom 5.

[bgmnts]

I have only ever seen a kebab van to be honest.

[Smeraldina Rima]

I struggling to think of where there even is a "kebab shop" anywhere near me, and I live in Birmingham.

There's that German Doner Kebab near Hancock's mamba island.

[monkfromhavana]

Whether or not you're right, there's no good way out of this for that scoundrel.

Every chippy I have been in in the last 30 years has sold kebabs along with normal chippy fare.

Kebab shops (or PKBs) do not sell chips, battered sausage, sausage, saveloy, pies, pickled onions etc, but do generally sell fried chicken, pizzas and burgers.

Honestly, they say that the hard left / metropolitan elite / champagne socialists [nb]Delete as appropriate[/nb] in this country is out of touch and I'd never believed it until now.

It's all bloody artisan battered line caught sustainable cod with tripled fried in duck fat hand cut wrinkled chips with your Tar-Tar sauce.

This bloody country :)

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I'm more shocked that you started going on about roe and chips. What fucking planet are you living on?

[Thursday]

I'm not angry, just utterly baffled by Monkfromhavanah's posts.

[The Mollusk]

If you haven't been called "boss man" in an actual kebab shop you have no right to call yourself a takeaway patron

[idunnosomename]

You can usually spot kebab shops by the enormous fucking kebab they have rotating in the window

[The Mollusk]

You can usually spot kebab shops by the enormous fucking kebab they have rotating in the window

The kebab is the meal assembled using this as its core ingredient. The thing in the window is called a mulch spindle. The ceremonial blade used to portion off the meat is called a turd cleaver. Of course in the native language it sounds much nicer.

[Pingers]

If you haven't been called "boss man" in an actual kebab shop you have no right to call yourself a takeaway patron

Chilisauceboss?

[The Mollusk]

*leans in from outside honking a massive joint of skunk*

Yes bruvva bit of garlic as well yeh

[buzby]

I honestly thought saveloys were UK universal

How sad

No saveloys in Merseyside, just standard deep-fried processed offal tubes. No picked eggs here either, (thank god) but I believe the dirty Mancs and woolybacks have them

[monkfromhavana]

I'm more shocked that you started going on about roe and chips. What fucking planet are you living on?

Planet tasty fish eggs.

[dr beat]

No saveloys in Merseyside, just standard deep-fried processed offal tubes. No picked eggs here either, (thank god) but I believe the dirty Mancs and woolybacks have them

Never any pickled eggs in Widnes.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Picked eggs are great you philistines.

[Ferris]

Picked eggs are great you philistines.

state of it

[pancreas]

state of it

you should have seen what he said about galangal.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Never had a pickled egg in my life and with my irritable bowel/hiatus hernia combo, I don't think I'm going to start now.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Never had a pickled egg in my life and with my irritable bowel/hiatus hernia combo, I don't think I'm going to start now.

Okay. How about a pickled onion then?

[Fr.Bigley]

pickled eggs from a pub...nah.

Pickled eggs from a chippy, why not? there's an industry behind it. delicious.

[Sebastian Cobb]

pickled eggs from a pub...nah.

Pickled eggs from a chippy, why not? there's an industry behind it. delicious.

Pickled egg in a bag of salt and vinegar is an emergency tea when you've gone past the pint of no return.

[Marner and Me]

Kebab shops and fish and chip shops should be separate entities. Otherwise they can never get neither right. Just half arsed everything asides the can of Irn Bru.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Kebab shops and fish and chip shops should be separate entities. Otherwise they can never get neither right. Just half arsed everything asides the can of Irn Bru.

Yeah they're like washer dryers.

They're shit at fish and chips too.

[Fr.Bigley]

Yeah they're like washer dryers.

They're shit at fish and chips too.

Just like pubs shouldn't sell fish n chips either, they don't have the infrastructure..they don't have the lard.

[Sebastian Cobb]

This is true, pub fish and chips is to bland what phaal is to hot.

[Ferris]

This is true, pub fish and chips is to bland what phaal is to hot.

You can't get a phaal outside the west mids, I only found that out recently (not that I'd ever order one obv)

[Fr.Bigley]

Bradford bud.

[Ferris]

Bradford bud.

Robdogs

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Split.