Oh Rishi!

[pcsjwgm]

Not sure if I can take the photograph labelled 'family water fight' as gospel.
There's nobody else in the picture.

https://twitter.com/nathanfielder/status/620060895209779200

[Sebastian Cobb]

The BBC have really outdone everyone else on the client journalism now. It really has to be watched.

https://mobile.twitter.com/BBCNews/status/1289170577631014913

FUCKING STATE OF IT.

[Barry Admin]

wow north korea is crazy

:-D

[Paulie Walnuts]

[Cuellar]

This thread title always makes me think of this:



They could have done O-Ren Rishii - slashing prices etc.

But they chose not to.

[Famous Mortimer]

[Sin Agog]

That was the issue where I finally decided to stop paying my Kerrang! license fee because of their unbridled political partisanship.

[Sebastian Cobb]

This can fuck off and all.

[idunnosomename]

clever boy

[EOLAN]

The BBC have really outdone everyone else on the client journalism now. It really has to be watched.

https://mobile.twitter.com/BBCNews/status/1289170577631014913

FUCKING STATE OF IT.

They seemed to have forgot to have shown his big magic money tree. I thought the Conservative and Unionist Party weren't big fans of this.

And now all the good jolly people of the country can be heroes like superhero Rishi; by going out onto the front-line and having a dishy Rishi kebab of a Tuesday night.

[olliebean]

The BBC have really outdone everyone else on the client journalism now. It really has to be watched.

https://mobile.twitter.com/BBCNews/status/1289170577631014913

FUCKING STATE OF IT.

Gone now. What was it?

[BlodwynPig]

Gone now. What was it?

something that would put me in a grave apparently

[Sebastian Cobb]

Gone now. What was it?

LOL 'removed for editorial reasons' on their site too.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/business-53597663/coronavirus-can-rishi-sunak-save-the-economy-from-covid-19

[jobotic]

Look at the tone of the message - you fucking snowflakes got upset.

Remember that with Corbun's Russian hat?




Paulie thinks Kerrang! is our national public broadcaster.

[Sebastian Cobb]

something that would put me in a grave apparently

https://www.thenational.scot/news/18620765.bbc-slammed-portraying-rishi-sunak-superman/

[BlodwynPig]

Look at the tone of the message - you fucking snowflakes got upset.

Remember that with Corbun's Russian hat?




Paulie thinks Kerrang! is our national public broadcaster.

Paulie is the lowest form of cunt who should be locked up.

[Chairman Yang]

For fuck's sake, they've already won, can't they just fucking murder us with some dignity?

[idunnosomename]

rishi send dick pics. wanna see your boner. dms open

[idunnosomename]

hahahaha

[poo]

Thank you chancellor Richard, we are with you all the way 👍👍

[Mr_Simnock]

The North Koreans must think we have a fucking weird and totally arse licking national broadcaster here.

[Darles Chickens]

This thread title always makes me think of this:

It always makes me think of this:

[Sebastian Cobb]

People have got a copy.

https://twitter.com/spiropyran/status/1289267481463332866?s=20

[idunnosomename]

imagine animating that and saying that crap in front of a green screen for cancel culture to throw it in the bin

o wait they get paid anyway.



imagine if SUNAKMAN had a enormous throbbing veiny cock he had to shoot torrents of cum at the economy though

[pancreas]

People have got a copy.

https://twitter.com/spiropyran/status/1289267481463332866?s=20

Bloody hell Cobb, you're quick. How do you find these things?

[Barry Admin]

I wonder if they'd have depicted a bald, oleaginous Superman if Sajid Javid still had the job.

[chveik]

don't laugh lads, he's going to be your pm for the next ten years

[idunnosomename]

I wonder if they'd have depicted a bald, oleaginous Superman if Sajid Javid still had the job.

shame he missed out really, since he's such a randian ubermensch

[BlodwynPig]

People have got a copy.

https://twitter.com/spiropyran/status/1289267481463332866?s=20

OH, ITS THAT JOURNALIST AGAIN - BASTANI GROUND HER INTO DUST RECENTLY ON THE BBC PIECE ON POST-COVID ECONOMICS (Austerity 2.0 was her bottom line). She is one of the least experienced 'journalists' out there in terms of the subject matter she covers. I'm calling her to be sacked.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Is Sunak meant to be the John Major style replacement for Johnson? I can see his appeal to the Tory Party as he is a more or less blank canvass and therefore harder to criticise than tainted Johnson (although most of the media still seem to live up Johnson's arse). He's also a Brexiteer although how much that helps him will depend on how much criticism the Tories get when Brexit causes the economy to worsen.

However I don't see that he has the appeal to fuckwits that wouldn't normally vote Tory but voted for Johnson either because they saw him as the best chance of delivering Brexit or because LOLBORIS from Have I Got News For You funny newspaper columns long words etc. However, I guess that's true of most other Tory potential successors. Also of course a section of the Tory membership are racist, and whether they would put their party staying in power above their racism is questionable. I know Tory MPs vote for the leader, but a number of them are probably racist and some of those who aren't will be worried what their racist party members think.

If things do start looking sticky for Johnson will he go quietly? Will have have got bored of being PM by then and if not will the Tories find something for him to do (making the BBC install him as the permanent host of Have I Got News For You in exchange for only selling off the news and current affairs division, for example?)