Oh Rishi!

[Sebastian Cobb]

Fuck right. I'm going to break my lockdown to seek this shit out and cause a scene. Political propaganda. CALL THE MANAGER.

Covid risk minimal if you post burning paper through a letterbox at night.

[BlodwynPig]

Covid risk minimal if you post burning paper through a letterbox at night.

but I need to identify the outlets that do this...

[Sebastian Cobb]

[Fambo Number Mive]

Do these outlets think that if they fellate Sunak through advertising he will extend the Eat Out To Get Covid or are they owned by Tory supporters? Or maybe both?

The fact that EOTHO isn't an option when buying takeaway food from a business that also sells food to eat inside says a lot about the Tories.

[Captain Z]

"It's on me" doesn't work either because it's not on him, you only say that when you're covering the entire cost. "The bread is on me" maybe.

[shagatha crustie]

Do these outlets think that if they fellate Sunak through advertising he will extend the Eat Out To Get Covid or are they owned by Tory supporters? Or maybe both?

This Rishi the Ledge shit is all over the Spoons app, so I would assume the latter.

[Mrs Wogans lemon drizzle]

This Rishi the Ledge shit is all over the Spoons app, so I would assume the latter.

Spoons app?  What does that do?

[Pink Gregory]

Why, it spoons.

All over the bloody shop.

[Mrs Wogans lemon drizzle]

Why anyone would want to step foot in a branch of that chain is beyond me. 

[idunnosomename]

"It's on me" doesn't work either because it's not on him, you only say that when you're covering the entire cost. "The bread is on me" maybe.

what if he lies out nude and you dine off his wonderfully sensible conservative body like they do in Japan

[shagatha crustie]

Why anyone would want to step foot in a branch of that chain is beyond me.

Work social - hope that's alright with you.

[bomb_dog]

That's now two reasons not to go.

[Sebastian Cobb]

IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN

HANG ABOUT.... ENHANCE!

[idunnosomename]

im more interested in the funky-groovy poochie knockoff on the wrap packaging

[BlodwynPig]

HANG ABOUT.... ENHANCE!

crikey...who's hand is that? Scandal.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

It isn't on him though is it, it is on us. We are paying, (or more specifically we are treating ourselves so our children will be paying) so we can have paninis in a pandemic.

In 2009 it would be BUT WURT ABOUT THE DEFICIT.

People are so easily led.

[Bleeding Kansas]

crikey...who's hand is that? Scandal.

[Thomas]

The fact that the term 'Eat Out' presumably made it through several drafts and revisions suggests to me - nay, proves - that nobody in the Cabinet has experienced (or even knows about) oral sex. Good.

[idunnosomename]

Munch carpet for the free market

[Chairman Yang]

Violently face-fuck Rishi Sunak for the sake of Henry Ford's ghost.

[Thomas]

gargle spunk to get out of this funk

[Cuellar]

Tell you what if gargling spunk would get us out of this hot weather funk I'd do it

And if it didn't

[Fambo Number Mive]

Have I Got News For You weigh in: https://twitter.com/haveigotnews/status/1293495029458178048

They make it sound like Sunak is personally funding the Eat Out scheme.

Easy for Sunak to say "hard times are coming" when he won't experience them, like the rest of the Cabinet. For many people, times were already hard and now they are going to get worse thanks to people like Sunak.

Won't extend the furlough scheme either.

[pancreas]

Rim for Economic Vim

[idunnosomename]

As an event occurs in the news, the HIGNFY account tweets another zinger in the same shitty format as ever.

[Cuellar]

"...please get it off"

[momatt]

im more interested in the funky-groovy poochie knockoff on the wrap packaging

Me too.  I'm certain Poochie would I heartily endorse this event or product.
He looks so cool.

[Captain Z]

[Better Midlands]

'ave a gobble to get out of trouble.

[BlodwynPig]

"I'll rape the economy to make you feel good."