Not To Be Trusted

[sirhenry]

Neurotypical - NTBT

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[BlodwynPig]

"To be fair...."

[Paul Calf]

bald

[Paul Calf]

Convictions for fraud and sexual misconduct.

[idunnosomename]

phimosis

[Dex Sawash]

A fart

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Has a tin of Heinz' all day breakfast in the cupboard.
Has been to LSE to study PPE.
Puts milk in before the bag.

Alright, Nigel Blackwell.

[Marner and Me]

Tradesmen

[idunnosomename]

Beard

[DistressedArea]

Cannot be seen or heard by anyone else.

[lazyhour]

Cannot be seen or heard by anyone else.

Captain Howdy leaves thread feeling dejected.

[The Lurker]

Pays for Linkedin
Posts humblebrags on Linkedin
Uses Linkedin

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Takes two bottles into the shower? NTBT

[pigamus]

Recoils in horror if you buy a kebab from a chip shop

[DistressedArea]

Unable to distinguish kebab shops that sell fish and chips from fish and chip shops that sell kebabs.

[Small Man Big Horse]

This potentially means you have two on your shelves, which is edging towards watch list status. One is acceptable because it may not have been read, two is suspicious. If you spend too much at Holland and Barrett, have at least one cat and are vegan to get closer to women then I'm calling the peelers

You can fuck right off with that, if I don't like a book it's normally donated to a charity shop but to spare anyone else the misery of reading them I chucked them on a bonfire and danced naked as they went up in flames, like any sane man would do. And I'm also way too cheap a bastard to ever shop in Holland and Barrett or own a cat, and I love murdering animals and eating their corpses, so none of that applies I'll have you know.

Has a tin of Heinz' all day breakfast in the cupboard.

I ate one of those Heinz All Day Breakfast's once, had terrible food poisoning and had to call in sick to work, so now always keep one in the cupboard in case of emergency.

[Captain Crunch]

Doesn't swear
Doesn't drink or when he does drink, it's cider ... in halves
Cricketer
Pound to a penny he's a God Botherer 

[Spiteface]

Americans that are really into old Doctor Who. Just fucking weird.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Sees no value in HS Art.

[Marner and Me]

Americans

[Rizla]

"I pretty much like all genres, except country music"

I voted Yes! + EU flag

[SpiderChrist]

Politicians

[Huxleys Babkins]

Americans that are really into old Doctor Who. Just fucking weird.

PBS have been showing the Tom Baker years on a loop forever.

[ollyboro]

Divorces severely disabled wife via semaphore.

[H-O-W-L]

Eats soup with a dessert spoon NTBT
Eats cereal with a soup spoon NTBT

I do this but that's because I'm a rank cunt and literally all of my spoons are stolen. Not a single matching one in the drawer.

[H-O-W-L]

What the fuck I wrote that as a semi-joke because all my spoons are from prior moves and the like, and then when I checked it's true. Some of them even have "PROPERTY OF XXX CANTEEN" on them. When did I perform a spoon heist?

[Gulftastic]

Talks about and enjoys Rugby Union, the England variety in particular.

[ollyboro]

What the fuck I wrote that as a semi-joke because all my spoons are from prior moves and the like, and then when I checked it's true. Some of them even have "PROPERTY OF XXX CANTEEN" on them. When did I perform a spoon heist?

Do any of your spoons look burnt?

[idunnosomename]

likes anime

[shiftwork2]

Crown green bowlers.