Not To Be Trusted

[Pingers]

I chucked them on a bonfire and danced naked as they went up in flames, like any sane man would do. And I'm also way too cheap a bastard to ever shop in Holland and Barrett or own a cat, and I love murdering animals and eating their corpses

This is all very reassuring, you are free to go about your business.

[ollyboro]

Likes to keep himself to himself.

[Cold Meat Platter]

Shadowy lurking figures.

Collectors.

People who get newspapers.

[ollyboro]

His fingers smell of soiled nappies, yet his penis smells of Bonio.

[H-O-W-L]

Do any of your spoons look burnt?

Some of them have the rainbow iridescence characteristic of case-hardened 1800s firearms, yes

[ollyboro]

Some of them have the rainbow iridescence characteristic of case-hardened 1800s firearms, yes

It's a long shot, but I don't suppose you've got a 1982-93 Little Chef Dessert Spoon? (Not the reissue)

[Fr.Bigley]

Alright, Nigel Blackwell.

I love you.

[Clatty McCutcheon]

Second toe longer than big toe: NTBT

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

I love you.

Alright, Dieter Meier and Boris Blank.

[idunnosomename]

furries

[thenoise]

3 letter username

Profile pic of 14 year old William Hague sinking his 3rd pint of the evening, maybe, I'm on my phone and haven't got my glasses

[Sebastian Cobb]

Wallet somewhere other than 4, but especially 3.

[idunnosomename]

anything remotely valuable in back pocket I just pity you, really

[Sebastian Cobb]

Wallet against arse is tight, wallet in front pocket is loose. Pick pockets know this.

[Marner and Me]

Who keeps anything in the arse pocket?

[Rizla]

Goes out and about with "Misc" items in ANY pocket

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

Wallet against arse is tight, wallet in front pocket is loose. Pick pockets know this.

till you sit down and wallet squishes out like toothpaste

[canadagoose]

doesn't drink hot drinks.

I voted Yes! + EU flag

😤

(though to be fair I only don't drink hot drinks regularly because it reminds me of work)

Personally I'm going for

"Yeah I'm really loving x at the minute"
Doesn't appreciate New Order
Thinks wearing masks is a bit much
Goes on about how home-cooked chips are better
Wanks on about "medication-wasters"
Thinks those stupid plinky-plonky ukulele tunes they've had on adverts for 15 years are a gbol

[idunnosomename]

Wallet against arse is tight, wallet in front pocket is loose. Pick pockets know this.

my face and genitals are at the front. i know what's going on there

[Cuntbeaks]

Thinks the repetitive slapstick in Bottom is, 'so funny'.

Quotes Red Dwarf.

Ricky Gervais apologist.

Bald.




NOT TO BE TRUSTED

[Dex Sawash]

Phablet

[H-O-W-L]

It's a long shot, but I don't suppose you've got a 1982-93 Little Chef Dessert Spoon? (Not the reissue)

Sadly not, although I do have an 1851 Colt Navy Bean Spoon.

[BlodwynPig]

This person

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?action=profile

[Brian Freeze]

Matching cagoules hide dark secrets.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Uses that " this cunt" leading to " oh yeah, why's that then?" comments meme on Cookdandbombd.

Uses the same meme in what they believe to be a subversive manner, to link to a specific poster.

[jobotic]

Excessively private and secretive

Gets funny about you looking through their phone, bank statements, bedroom drawers and dirty clothes basket.

Quick to ring police for what is basically a misunderstanding.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Matching cagoules hide dark secrets.

Another candidate for the " Fictional Band Names" thread ( great Gothgeek group).

[BlodwynPig]

Uses that " this cunt" leading to " oh yeah, why's that then?" comments meme on Cookdandbombd.

Uses the same meme in what they believe to be a subversive manner, to link to a specific poster.

It's a lonely battle

This person

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?action=profile

[Pingers]

As a profession, vets are not to be trusted. Ostensibly haloed in furry altruism rooted in many a child's dream of "working with aminals", they actually engage you in a merciless game of "how much will you pay for Sparky's life", at the end of which they will judge you for not going higher. Cf. Saab owners.

[Tony Tony Tony]

Wears socks with sandals NTBT

Insists Star Trek fans are Trekkers NOT Trekkies NTBT

Permanent Greasy hair NTBT

Lives with parents past thirty NTBT

Holidays in a caravan NTBT

All thE above PAEDO