Prince George Turns SEVEN!

[Phoenix Lazarus]

'Prince George Turns SEVEN!'  That is the headline on the Daily Mail site at the moment I type.

Are they amazed he lasted that long, or did they think he would remain six years old for the rest of his life?

[Virgo76]

Where's your sense of patriotism?
This is, after all, a man who will be crowned King George VII. One day, probably after most of us have died.

[greenman]

There celebrating he still has his hair?

[BlodwynPig]

save you all the hassle

Prince George hits puberty

Prince George's first wank!

Prince George gets an O-level!

Prince George joins Navy!

Prince George is commander of the royal fleet at just 18!

Prince George invades Iran!

Prince George is dating a girl!

The girl is all grown up!

Prince George racial slurs are just signs he is a passionate protector of British White Supremacy!

Prince George porks girl!

Prince George to be married!

Prince George is giving birth!

and again!

and once more!

Prince George is bald!

...

The Mysterious Prince George, outcast and living on a remote rock...

Prince Boris turns SEVEN!

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Fuck off Pissmaster George

Turn him into a Pog. Grind the article into prefab office partition. He is 7 but I bet he could still fit under a footprint.

And are more of these gargoyles on the way from Fecund Kate, our vomitous Queen to be?

[imitationleather]

It's surely time to start the countdown to his 16th birthday?

[Virgo76]

Fuck off Pissmaster George

Turn him into a Pog. Grind the article into prefab office partition. He is 7 but I bet he could still fit under a footprint.

And are more of these gargoyles on the way from Fecund Kate, our vomitous Queen to be?

Someone's angling for a knighthood.

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

Num num, good bootlick

[Twit 2]

Hope he gets squashed in a breakers yard.

[buttgammon]

Time flies! He's nearly old enough for them to get Prince Andrew to tell him the facts of life.

[Pijlstaart]

I don't think he's ageing well. He had a lot of potential when he first came out, thick bloodhound cheeks, I thought we were on to a classic, but it's clear he didn't commit. Not iconic. If his parents have any sense they'll be looking for alternatives while there's still time. I'd be looking to trade him in for one of those novelty off-brand babies you can get on the darkweb, buy a 10-pack so their faces get all smushed up against each other in the crate, very goofy looking crew and marketable. It'll strengthen the flagging royal brand.

[shiftwork2]

He's better than us and we're all just jealous.

[Marner and Me]

Fuck off Pissmaster George

Turn him into a Pog. Grind the article into prefab office partition. He is 7 but I bet he could still fit under a footprint.

And are more of these gargoyles on the way from Fecund Kate, our vomitous Queen to be?

She'll never be Queen.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Hope he marries a black girl. And not one of these mixed race Meghan types either. Marry into the Bugandan royal family if you must. Do it for us, George.

[Butchers Blind]

Still looks like a little cunt.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Still looks like Alec Salmond

FTFY (or you could argue I was deploying a synonym).

[Buelligan]

I don't normally go in these royalty threads.  I think this is my first one.  I came here, specifically, to suggest that instead of thinking about this you thought about why you're not thinking about this or this or this.

I know some of us can do more than the one thing at a time, still, royalty.  So last century.  Leave it where it belongs, eh?

[Virgo76]

He is gay. You can tell already. First same sex Royal Wedding 2040.

[idunnosomename]

Time flies when you're a little cunt

[Gulftastic]

I hope he becomes a serial killer. People love those types.

[Blumf]

He is gay. You can tell already. First same sex Royal Wedding 2040.

There must be some thought going into succession in the case of a gay monarch. Can they adopt a kid and make them a true prince(ss) ready to become monarch? Surrogate? But who would donate the missing egg/sperm?

[ProvanFan]

NTBT

[Butchers Blind]

I imagine the birthday party involved one of the servants squirting hot lemon juice into his eye for George's amusement.

[David Pielingtonburygrot]

I've been 7 before. It goes to show that the royals are just like us really.

[Jittlebags]

What's 7 in lizard years ?

[idunnosomename]

What's 7 in lizard years ?

8

[Rizla]

drop it off a rampart

[Icehaven]

Have they made his teeth look like they do as an act of patriotism and solidarity with the British people or is it just something Charles insists his descendents do so he doesn't feel too self-conscious?

[TheBrownBottle]

Where's your sense of patriotism?
This is, after all, a man who will be crowned King George VII. One day, probably after most of us have died.

I'd imagine that his granddad will be George VII, denying the sprog the opportunity.  I'd put money on Chas Windsor being George VII.  Imagine the fun you could have with giving yourself your regnal name.  Alas, the House of Windsor is as dull as it is inbred.

He won't be my king, mind.  Nice weather and the opportunity to vote to remove those cunts from their unearned position are the two reasons I emigrated to Australia. 

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I do feel a bit bad for William, being that comically bald by his 30's. On the other hand, there's an element of smugness about it, because I'm a couple of years older than him, and thus far haven't lost my hair, it's just gone grey a bit. I hope his kid goes bald by the age of ten, so I can really wave my superiority complex around. Fuck it, I hope his wife goes bald too.