FANTASY Desolation. Covid witches coven, Coventry

[the midnight watch baboon]

Jane McDonald pushes a trolley made of ham around Asda, her habiliment disintegrating as she passes from condiments to tinned goods. MY FOOTFALLS WILL LEAVE SCORCHED EARTH screams the boat singer, as parsnips, leeks and pak choi circle the ordinary ones. Menace them in midair.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Dead Paladin found in grain silo

[PlanktonSideburns]

App invented links up employees linkd in profile to their deviantart one

[Cuellar]

A frankenstein is razzed around town at 2am then stripped for parts in a layby

[Glebe]

A frankenstein is razzed around town at 2am then stripped for parts in a layby

Two robocops were also found sacrificed in a skip near Sturridge.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Two robocops were also found sacrificed in a skip near Sturridge.

Lovely to see you back gleebz

Haunted porridge?

[Glebe]

Lovely to see you back gleebz

Haunted porridge?

Aw thanks Plankers mate.

Er... how about two witches boiling a draclee in an oil drum? (I've lost my touch.)

[PlanktonSideburns]

Same, need to stretch the deso muscles

An abandoned pangolin is.... no hang on

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Good to see you back Glebe

A witch smells all of tits

[Bazooka]

Welcome back Glebe,

A witch complains about the state of the bacon in Little Chef, Coventry, and summons a gorgon to molest the manager.

[seepage]

A level 15 bard's mandolin is chucked in the road and run over by an Austin Alegro.

[Glebe]

Good to see you back Glebe

Welcome back Glebe

Thanks lads.

Apparently one young Sandra in Bournemouth had a run in with a mage from Deptford and had to chew valerian root for a week.

[the midnight watch baboon]

The Tesseract Sky-Whisperer Clan's take on a reenactment of norms eating outside an industrial estate's Mickey D's is coronacancelled.  "It's CoVOID!" laughs Elder Daji, vengefully.

[Glebe]

Ronald the Sorceror from Devon had his magic stick stolen by a wild harridan last week.

[PlanktonSideburns]

[PlanktonSideburns]

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[sigh] sounds about right

[seepage]

'In a poll, most casual gamers could not identify what a single graphical element in Ultima VI was supposed to represent.'

[Fishfinger]

Geoff the zombie goblin is evicted from his creaky gibbet due to rent arrears. "But it's winter mate!" "Fuck off."

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Barry the haulier shits his pants en route to...

...what do you reckon. Rohan?

[seepage]

to be fair, they do do quite nice chinos

[dissolute ocelot]

Peetweeter the bard delivers 900 stanza poem about the fate of Gerard, son of Maxtor, only to be told. "Nah mate, the other Gerry, the one with the Astra."

[PlanktonSideburns]

A GoblinPosting thread sinks into the void despite a few desperate detfibrilations from the OP

[Glebe]

A makeshift Pertwee digs her teeth into a rotten gourd, Lerwick.

[Glebe]

Sarah Pilchard of Dumfries zombifies a Welsh Dracula using a curse spell.

[Pearly-Dewdrops Drops]

A male skellington makes preparations to wank to Suzanne Vega in the 1987 music video for "Luka" before suddenly realizing that the lyrics are about child abuse. The skellington continues his preparations anyway before suddenly realizing that there is no such thing as a penis bone.

[buttgammon]

Egbert's brimstone is rendered useless after being soiled by a griffin.

[Glebe]

1985, and a depressing hobo sorcerer is browsing around a creepy black magic bookshop in Devonshire.

[seepage]

The copy of Magic Realm bought on ebay for £100 arrives in very much less than the stated mint condition.

[pancreas]

After a wag alchemist spikes you with a diarrhoea potion, you are forced to run into the toilet of the rough pub near the goblin farm. There's no toilet paper, and you have to tear pages out of your dead mother's grimoire to wipe your caked anus.