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Re: Labour Party Desolation v2: a beige loafer stamping on a human face forever
« Reply #2280 on: September 14, 2020, 06:53:14 PM »
'Legislative hooliganism', another whizz cracker from Man of the People Ed Miliband. That rejoinder is going to be echoing round pubs across the nation tonight as they whimper into their sanitized booths.

They are vandals, this lot, though. I think the left missed a trick in not comparing the huge destruction wreaked by those responsible for the 2008 economic crisis with the limited destruction caused by the rioters in 2011.

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Re: Labour Party Desolation v2: a beige loafer stamping on a human face forever
« Reply #2281 on: September 14, 2020, 08:07:00 PM »
what's the betting this "member of starmer's household" is his maid's assistant

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Re: Labour Party Desolation v2: a beige loafer stamping on a human face forever
« Reply #2282 on: September 14, 2020, 08:56:01 PM »
I bet it's his cock.

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« Reply #2283 on: September 14, 2020, 10:31:26 PM »
His cocktail mixing dwarf

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Re: Labour Party Desolation v2: a beige loafer stamping on a human face forever
« Reply #2284 on: September 15, 2020, 01:15:50 AM »
I don’t comment much on these threads because it can get a bit aggressive, but thought I'd throw my opinion into the balance for what it’s worth.

I totally get where Kelvin and others are coming from. As someone who dearly loved Corbyn and was a bit heartbroken by the way he was treated by large sections of the British public, I don’t think his communication skills were above criticism.

I think he actually dealt with the gammons fine.

The main problem he always seems to have is that his non-angry stuff, his 'understanding' tone, has no fucking rhythm to it. Far too much anaphora, with weird emphasis. Often managed to come across as smarmy and insincere. I can look past it, because the words are good and there's analysis and knowledge behind it—which is rare as fuck in politicians. One would have thought he could have had some training. The angry stuff was always much better.

Anyway, this is better than nothing:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-54153771

Meagre pickings, though.

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Re: Labour Party Desolation v2: a beige loafer stamping on a human face forever
« Reply #2285 on: September 15, 2020, 08:18:10 AM »
He can call for it but he'll need Marcus Rashford to seal the deal.

plus. are you criticising someone for their speech impediment?

Re: Labour Party Desolation v2: a beige loafer stamping on a human face forever
« Reply #2286 on: September 15, 2020, 12:34:26 PM »
Got to some Jess Phillips bits in Left Out. There's a bit where it states that Cherie Blair absolutely idolised her and "love-bombed" her with emails, and another bit where she promises Lucinda Berger that if she (Berger) ever left the Labour Party then she would follow her immediately. I've never read a book more chock full of cunts. Weirdly, for something obviously intended to stir shit for Corbyn, he comes out of it pretty well. A little too timid at times maybe and seemingly not remotely arsed about Brexit, but he's a saint compared to the gallery of wankers. I hate Ian Austin more than any tory that has ever lived. He's behind so much, shit-stirring then stepping back in to the shadows when it hits the fan.

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Re: Labour Party Desolation v2: a beige loafer stamping on a human face forever
« Reply #2287 on: September 15, 2020, 12:42:46 PM »
Why would a QC idolise Jess Phillips? It makes no sense.

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Re: Labour Party Desolation v2: a beige loafer stamping on a human face forever
« Reply #2288 on: September 15, 2020, 01:11:09 PM »
Got to some Jess Phillips bits in Left Out. There's a bit where it states that Cherie Blair absolutely idolised her and "love-bombed" her with emails, and another bit where she promises Lucinda Berger that if she (Berger) ever left the Labour Party then she would follow her immediately. I've never read a book more chock full of cunts. Weirdly, for something obviously intended to stir shit for Corbyn, he comes out of it pretty well. A little too timid at times maybe and seemingly not remotely arsed about Brexit, but he's a saint compared to the gallery of wankers. I hate Ian Austin more than any tory that has ever lived. He's behind so much, shit-stirring then stepping back in to the shadows when it hits the fan.

Whenever you find yourself getting wound up by Ian Austin, this link should cheer you up. https://twitter.com/search?q=ian%20austin%20dogs&src=typed_query

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Re: Labour Party Desolation v2: a beige loafer stamping on a human face forever
« Reply #2289 on: September 15, 2020, 02:07:53 PM »
Man's best friend's best friend.

Re: Labour Party Desolation v2: a beige loafer stamping on a human face forever
« Reply #2290 on: September 15, 2020, 02:30:46 PM »
what's the betting this "member of starmer's household" is his maid's assistant

One of his kids caught it at school, apparently. Karma at work, there.

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Re: Labour Party Desolation v2: a beige loafer stamping on a human face forever
« Reply #2291 on: September 15, 2020, 03:24:35 PM »
Starmer: 'This government lacks incompetence *checks himself*.... Yes That's right, it lacks competence'

What an orator.

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Re: Labour Party Desolation v2: a beige loafer stamping on a human face forever
« Reply #2292 on: September 15, 2020, 03:56:57 PM »
Talking of competence, our CLP seems to have set up some sort of MS Team for the members. What they don't seem to have realised is that the email address for the team, which was the account that the welcome email was sent from, goes out to everyone in the Team. Cue a hundred messages saying "Unsubscribe" - "Please don't reply to all" - "Please don't reply to all to tell everyone not to reply to all" - "Please don't tell people not to reply to all to tell everyone not to reply to all because we all get spammed this way".

Would never have happened under Corbyn.

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Re: Labour Party Desolation v2: a beige loafer stamping on a human face forever
« Reply #2293 on: September 15, 2020, 05:06:41 PM »
Actually we’ve now had a message to say that this wasn’t set up by the local CLP.... hmmm, data breach? How long until Momentum is blamed?

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Re: Labour Party Desolation v2: a beige loafer stamping on a human face forever
« Reply #2294 on: September 16, 2020, 10:24:01 AM »
Rayner vs Johnson today at PMQs, so it's probably worth watching to see what we could have had/might have in the future.

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Re: Labour Party Desolation v2: a beige loafer stamping on a human face forever
« Reply #2295 on: September 16, 2020, 12:28:04 PM »
An R2-D2 themed heel stamping on a human face forever?

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Re: Labour Party Desolation v2: a beige loafer stamping on a human face forever
« Reply #2296 on: September 17, 2020, 12:33:06 PM »
Tom Watson shows what a principled anti-gambling campaginer he is by taking a near 6 figure sum to be an advisor at Paddy Power:

https://www.ft.com/content/22c695d8-02e6-4b95-b517-8e33c6eb7dd3

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Re: Labour Party Desolation v2: a beige loafer stamping on a human face forever
« Reply #2297 on: September 17, 2020, 12:37:16 PM »
Rayner vs Johnson today at PMQs, so it's probably worth watching to see what we could have had/might have in the future.

I noticed Aaron Bastani lavishing her with praise on Twitter, which was interesting.

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Re: Labour Party Desolation v2: a beige loafer stamping on a human face forever
« Reply #2298 on: September 17, 2020, 01:09:19 PM »
Tom Watson shows what a principled anti-gambling campaginer he is by taking a near 6 figure sum to be an advisor at Paddy Power:

https://www.ft.com/content/22c695d8-02e6-4b95-b517-8e33c6eb7dd3

fucking kidding me. Jesus Christ

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Re: Labour Party Desolation v2: a beige loafer stamping on a human face forever
« Reply #2299 on: September 17, 2020, 01:25:31 PM »
Tom Watson shows what a principled anti-gambling campaginer he is by taking a near 6 figure sum to be an advisor at Paddy Power:

https://www.ft.com/content/22c695d8-02e6-4b95-b517-8e33c6eb7dd3

bent cunt

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Re: Labour Party Desolation v2: a beige loafer stamping on a human face forever
« Reply #2300 on: September 17, 2020, 01:34:42 PM »
"Near 6 figures". So 99k at the most. Cheap, bent, grifting cunt.

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Re: Labour Party Desolation v2: a beige loafer stamping on a human face forever
« Reply #2301 on: September 17, 2020, 01:54:48 PM »
More money than he made as an MP and probably fewer hours than he spent doing the antitheses of his job as deputy.

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Re: Labour Party Desolation v2: a beige loafer stamping on a human face forever
« Reply #2302 on: September 17, 2020, 02:09:22 PM »
Slating Tom Watson is leftie iconoclasm. Harsher criticisms could be made about the prophet Mohammed and it feels to me like those who would be willing to cancel Tom Watson would recoil from criticism of Mohammed.

Re: Labour Party Desolation v2: a beige loafer stamping on a human face forever
« Reply #2303 on: September 17, 2020, 02:11:37 PM »
The thought of Watson and Ian Austin going round to Peter Mandelson's house for a barbeque and a discussion about how to fuck up Corbyn's Labour makes me want to wish death on all involved.

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Re: Labour Party Desolation v2: a beige loafer stamping on a human face forever
« Reply #2304 on: September 17, 2020, 02:12:19 PM »
The thought of Watson and Ian Austin going round to Peter Mandelson's house for a barbeque and a discussion about how to fuck up Corbyn's Labour makes me want to wish death on all involved.

Does Mandelson have a dog then?

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Re: Labour Party Desolation v2: a beige loafer stamping on a human face forever
« Reply #2305 on: September 17, 2020, 02:19:44 PM »
The thought of Watson and Ian Austin going round to Peter Mandelson's house for a barbeque and a discussion about how to fuck up Corbyn's Labour makes me want to wish death on all involved.

It makes me want to cry.

The future is bleak. Politics is jam packed with establishment-bought gatekeepers.

We are unlikely to get another Corbyn... And if we did, they would fire torpedoes at the party to take them down.

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Re: Labour Party Desolation v2: a beige loafer stamping on a human face forever
« Reply #2306 on: September 17, 2020, 02:48:59 PM »
Here's some receipts for the Watson thing.

https://twitter.com/cymrurouge/status/1306582494813319168

Re: Labour Party Desolation v2: a beige loafer stamping on a human face forever
« Reply #2307 on: September 17, 2020, 03:24:34 PM »
Slating Tom Watson is leftie iconoclasm. Harsher criticisms could be made about the prophet Mohammed and it feels to me like those who would be willing to cancel Tom Watson would recoil from criticism of Mohammed.

I don't think it's possible to commit iconoclasm against Tom Watson.

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« Reply #2308 on: September 17, 2020, 03:27:38 PM »
Does Mandelson have a dog then?

He got some in just for Ian, it's the only thing he'll eat.

Imagine a barbecue, or any event, where Mandelson is the nicest person there.  Fucking grim, that.  Grim but nevertheless, true.

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Re: Labour Party Desolation v2: a beige loafer stamping on a human face forever
« Reply #2309 on: September 17, 2020, 05:41:32 PM »
I don't recall the Prophet Mohammed appearing as a candidate for Deputy Leader in the 2015 leadership elections.

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