UFO information to be released by the Pentagon

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Hope the ufo information is that there are ufos and theyve been filming all the biggest tits out there, just the very biggest and most impressive tits

[Ambient Sheep]

Surprised you've not seen one, then!
_^;-)

[Goldentony]

I was at some fuck knows halfway point for trains in the north because we cant go anywhere left of London without some fuck off Crystal Maze thing, not Crewe, anyway all these old blokes stood about filming a train but it makes you think now it might have been a fucking UFO

[Lord Mandrake]

If a civilisation with the means of interstellar travel ever visited us I think it's entirely possible that they would just observe and not intervene at all. Like Sir David Attenborough passivley contemplating an ant colony.

[Pinball]

Observing the human pestilence. Please remain in your spacesuit at all times and keep stealth mode switched on.