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Neighbour DEAD
« on: July 25, 2020, 12:58:06 PM »
One of my neighbours went into hospital, she took a tumble down the stairs, went in for an op and now she's fucking dead from Covid.

Poor old girl had barely left the fucking house in five months. Lives on her own, kids are hours away. We take out her bins and taught her how to do online shopping.

Fucking dead.

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« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2020, 01:04:39 PM »
at least you won't have to take out her bins anymore

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« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2020, 01:05:42 PM »
RIP MAVIS

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« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2020, 01:12:03 PM »
Think of all that time you'll save not taking out her bins. Time for a new hobby.

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Re: Neighbour DEAD
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2020, 01:13:44 PM »
sorry to hear this.

one of my neighbours died recently, not covid though, a tree branch fell on him. such a stupid way to go

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Re: Neighbour DEAD
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2020, 01:21:03 PM »

Bonnie cross the street's got it. Hasn't been anywhere but doctor once since March. Her 2 young adult sons both negative but they come and go a lot.

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« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2020, 01:22:10 PM »
sorry to hear this.

one of my neighbours died recently, not covid though, a tree branch fell on him. such a stupid way to go

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« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2020, 02:08:12 PM »
Isn't it like 30% of infections are medical staff? Best to stay the fuck away from hospitals if you can

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« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2020, 02:25:36 PM »
I think she wanted to walk again and I couldn't be arsed with the screaming but generally that's a good point. My cousin works in an ICU and the staff were dying left right and fuck a couple of months ago. Last place any cunt would want to be.

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« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2020, 02:28:29 PM »
"Took a tumble down the stairs" yeah right, you threw her down them as part of some rough sexplay didn't you.

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« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2020, 02:30:03 PM »
Do you have her log in details for the online shopping?

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« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2020, 02:30:36 PM »

one of my neighbours died recently, not covid though, a tree branch fell on him. such a stupid way to go

the fact you were on said treebranch at the time, wanking, is neither here nor there i suppose

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« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2020, 03:09:02 PM »
She took a tumble down the stairs,
Went in for an op
And now she's fucking dead from Covid.

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« Reply #13 on: July 25, 2020, 03:10:23 PM »
Sorry for your LOSS.

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« Reply #14 on: July 25, 2020, 03:42:54 PM »
I'm sorry to hear this. It feels cosmically unfair and cruel that a person can do everything they're supposed to do in a pandemic, keep their distance from others for as long as it's medically viable, and still fall victim to it. I know the death of someone you've devoted some time and kindness to can be particularly galling – what you've taught them and done for them ceases to matter, and you find yourself contemplating the futility of all human endeavour. However, I am personally glad the cunt is dead.

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« Reply #15 on: July 25, 2020, 03:51:07 PM »
Poor old girl had barely left the fucking house in five months. Lives on her own, kids are hours away. We take out her bins and taught her how to do online shopping.

Get in that house while its still vacant before her family turns up.  Bound to be some rich pickings if you know where to look.  All that waste management you did for her has got to be worth something as I bet the old bag didn't take the time to get you in her will.

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« Reply #16 on: July 25, 2020, 04:03:25 PM »
With any luck she'll get rebooted as a salvation army collector with amnesia in 5 years!

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« Reply #17 on: July 25, 2020, 06:36:46 PM »
Dreadful, deeply saddened to hear this.

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« Reply #18 on: July 25, 2020, 06:54:12 PM »
Dreadful, deeply saddened to hear this.

Yeah, even though I never knew her, I feel the same. Very sad

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« Reply #19 on: July 25, 2020, 08:03:51 PM »
Our neighbour across the road was a poster girl for underlying conditions. On kidney dialysis three times a week, COPD and could barely walk.

She caught the virus, probably at dialysis, and was hospitalised. We thought that was that, but she was back home within a week.

Incidentally, the patient transport that picked her up rarely had any PPE for the staff well into April. Can’t think any of them avoided infection.

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« Reply #20 on: July 26, 2020, 11:31:18 AM »
If one of my neighbours died I would be absolutely delighted.

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« Reply #21 on: July 26, 2020, 11:34:57 AM »
If one of my neighbours died I would be absolutely delighted.

You write as though that's a situation not within your power to control.

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Re: Neighbour DEAD
« Reply #22 on: July 26, 2020, 11:35:32 AM »
Can I just check, was it one of the stairs she fell down that had some covid on it?

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« Reply #23 on: July 26, 2020, 12:40:02 PM »
So what about the body? Gonna leave it out on Wednesday evening for old times sake?

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Re: Neighbour DEAD
« Reply #24 on: July 26, 2020, 07:13:56 PM »
i wish i could die. i would do anything to be somebody else. like a cute girl everyone wants to be friends with.

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