Author Topic: Britain's Best (Wild) Animal  (Read 1040 times)

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Re: Britain's Best (Wild) Animal
« Reply #30 on: July 27, 2020, 12:39:44 PM »
They still have them in France but they're all gone from the UK now, sorry.

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Re: Britain's Best (Wild) Animal
« Reply #31 on: July 27, 2020, 12:44:27 PM »
We have some lovely microbats in this country.  We're fortunate enough to live in an area where there are loads of them (ex mining town) and often get to see the night-time swarm on a nice summer's eve.

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Re: Britain's Best (Wild) Animal
« Reply #32 on: July 27, 2020, 01:30:24 PM »
I must admit, I always had an enormous soft spot for the Blunderpuss, can you choose a winner from a racist children's book?


Re: Britain's Best (Wild) Animal
« Reply #33 on: July 27, 2020, 07:10:59 PM »
Seal. Cumbersome but majestic. Friendly yet ferocious.

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Re: Britain's Best (Wild) Animal
« Reply #34 on: July 27, 2020, 07:24:23 PM »
Sandras and Brendas

Sorry, Sandrae and Brendae

'They do move in herds'

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Re: Britain's Best (Wild) Animal
« Reply #35 on: July 27, 2020, 07:36:22 PM »
They're all great. All animals are great. Except chihuahuas. They're right bastards.

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Re: Britain's Best (Wild) Animal
« Reply #36 on: July 27, 2020, 07:38:43 PM »
I must admit, I always had an enormous soft spot for the Blunderpuss, can you choose a winner from a racist children's book?



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Re: Britain's Best (Wild) Animal
« Reply #37 on: July 27, 2020, 11:16:54 PM »
As you well know, greys are an invasive species from North America who have systematically destroyed the reds for several decades now.

At the moment Greys are all like "Yeah? You and whose army?", but the Reds have an ally in the slowly-being-reintroduced Pine Martens, who the Reds steer clear from but the Greys are too sassy to bother avoiding and get munched. The Pine Martens are gonna tip up like Gandalf with the Riders of Rohan at first light on the third day and fucking stick it to the Greys, mark my words.

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Re: Britain's Best (Wild) Animal
« Reply #38 on: July 27, 2020, 11:31:30 PM »
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Re: Britain's Best (Wild) Animal
« Reply #39 on: July 27, 2020, 11:37:19 PM »
Those little red spiders that leave a red splodge when squished.

Re: Britain's Best (Wild) Animal
« Reply #40 on: July 28, 2020, 12:32:37 AM »
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Re: Britain's Best (Wild) Animal
« Reply #41 on: July 28, 2020, 05:48:16 AM »
Hawk had dey time

Kite having dey time

Who next got dey time

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Re: Britain's Best (Wild) Animal
« Reply #42 on: July 28, 2020, 07:23:08 AM »
Foxes. Clever cunts living large off humanties dross waste. Bold as brass, "yes i just munched a box of half eatern chicken wings, AND WHAT?" Staring you out at 6 in the morning as you make your way to your daily toil. Fox has no toil, lives on wits, low cunning, your garden fence is no barrier.

Also awful nightmare dimension cries when they're putting it about.

I think they'll outlast us as a species, and good luck to them I say!

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Re: Britain's Best (Wild) Animal
« Reply #43 on: July 28, 2020, 10:33:18 AM »
Those little red spiders that leave a red splodge when squished.

I was thinking just two days ago about kids who used to do that now facing a giant red foot squashing them dead...

"Why Elderly Sumo Prophecy?!" cries your mum as she too is squashed

"Insignificant creatures" says the giant red spider as it ambles on...to have milk and scones back home after footie in the park.

Re: Britain's Best (Wild) Animal
« Reply #44 on: July 28, 2020, 02:18:33 PM »
I bet me and my Mum would make excellent red splodges on the floor.

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Re: Britain's Best (Wild) Animal
« Reply #45 on: July 29, 2020, 08:39:56 PM »
Ok scores on the doors, it's a toss up between foxes, squirrels and peregrine falcons.

                                                                                                                   CASE CLOSED

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Re: Britain's Best (Wild) Animal
« Reply #46 on: July 29, 2020, 09:48:11 PM »
Ok scores on the doors, it's a toss up between foxes, squirrels and peregrine falcons.

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BOAR

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Re: Britain's Best (Wild) Animal
« Reply #47 on: July 29, 2020, 09:49:34 PM »
Boar with the face of an otter

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Re: Britain's Best (Wild) Animal
« Reply #48 on: July 29, 2020, 09:54:48 PM »
Look the last thing I intended was to bump this mediocre thread some more, but those are the top three, FINITO.


Wait a minute...



OMG! Thread In turmoil as un-nominated duckling claims victory. !

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Re: Britain's Best (Wild) Animal
« Reply #49 on: July 29, 2020, 09:56:15 PM »
hard to argue with that really

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Re: Britain's Best (Wild) Animal
« Reply #50 on: July 29, 2020, 09:58:54 PM »
hard to argue with that really

plenty to argue about

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Re: Britain's Best (Wild) Animal
« Reply #51 on: July 29, 2020, 10:00:39 PM »
plenty to argue about

BISON

bison is just an innefficient BOAR, BOAR is perfect organism

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Re: Britain's Best (Wild) Animal
« Reply #52 on: July 29, 2020, 10:04:30 PM »
bison is just an innefficient BOAR, BOAR is perfect organism

BOAR are kings. BISON are a recent reintroduction to this Beige Isle. Both will rip your face off.

It's BOAR vs BISON for top spot.

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: Britain's Best (Wild) Animal
« Reply #53 on: July 29, 2020, 10:06:29 PM »
will accept joint rule

sorry little duck

Re: Britain's Best (Wild) Animal
« Reply #54 on: July 29, 2020, 10:07:18 PM »


my vote is for the pine marten, #1 slinky boy

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Re: Britain's Best (Wild) Animal
« Reply #55 on: July 29, 2020, 10:09:25 PM »
I'm hearing that there is interference in this thread from Russian bots, specifically in support of boars and bisons. These animals will now be struck from contention.


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Re: Britain's Best (Wild) Animal
« Reply #56 on: July 29, 2020, 10:13:34 PM »
I'm hearing that there is interference in this thread from Russian bots, specifically in support of boars and bisons. These animals will now be struck from contention.

so what now, its a fucking bird, a rat, a wet rat, or a fat black and white rat? what a country

Re: Britain's Best (Wild) Animal
« Reply #57 on: July 30, 2020, 10:10:03 AM »
Look the last thing I intended was to bump this mediocre thread some more, but those are the top three, FINITO.


Wait a minute...



OMG! Thread In turmoil as un-nominated duckling claims victory. !

Can't find that baby hedgehog picture someone posted ages ago because that SHITS ALL OVER a duckling.

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