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"The London Resort" UK theme park planned

Started by Fambo Number Mive, July 29, 2020, 12:25:24 PM

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Why not take a tour of Ye Olde Museum of Hooliganism, with your guide Cass Pennant? Ends in a spectacular patio furniture lobbing competition.

Sebastian Cobb

A ghost train but it's scenes of haunted pop stars from yesteryear, Brian Harvey running himself over, Adam Ant hoying a discarded alternator through a pub window. Phil Collins operating a fax machine.

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The Britpop Reenactment Society presents: The Battle of Britpop.


Elderly Sumo Prophecy


Buelligan

Tommy Robinson appearing nightly with Dick Van Dyke in cabaret, live from Marbella.

Fambo Number Mive

Just read this on Wikipedia:

QuoteBBC Worldwide productions that are expected to feature in the theme park are Doctor Who, Sherlock and Top Gear. Rides and attractions will also be based on the ITV children's programmes Thunderbirds Are Go and Robozuna. Other rides and attractions that are expected to based on Paramount blockbusters are Mission: Impossible, The Italian Job and A Quiet Place.[citation needed] It has been confirmed that 70% of the parks attractions will be indoors due to England's weather conditions, allowing year-round operation.

Cuellar

QuoteDoctor Who, Sherlock and Top Gear.

Genuinely nearly burst into tears at the futility of existence

Pingers

Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on July 29, 2020, 02:49:00 PM
Ah yes, the famed English jungle.

A mock up of Eruption 103 FM broadcasting from a tower block in Tottenham in 1998. Actually, that would be the best bit.

Sebastian Cobb

Would genuinely love to see a Richard Hammond crash re-enactment, preferably featuring the real Richard Hammond.

Noodle Lizard

I expect it'll follow the trend set by the Millennium Dome Experience or Dickens World, or one of those crap Winter Wonderlands that have become an annual tradition. Looking forward to it! The name alone it promising.

olliebean

Quote from: Buelligan on July 29, 2020, 01:17:08 PM
In terms of Wales (one of the Regions), though, how big is it?

About 1/9,500th of a Wales.