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pancreas

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Lunchtime
« on: July 30, 2020, 01:13:04 PM »
Academics seem to eat lunch at 12pm, which is an abomination.

It should be 1pm, if not 2pm.

I'd even accept 11am, perhaps in a hot country.

Only an aids-ravaged peasant or miner should be allowed to eat lunch at 12pm.

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Re: Lunchtime
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2020, 01:14:05 PM »
You should have the confidence to tell them to eat lunch at 1pm

pancreas

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Re: Lunchtime
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2020, 01:15:09 PM »
I would do it right now, but they have already eaten it.

Re: Lunchtime
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2020, 01:16:46 PM »
Lunch is at 12.30 if no booze involved.

pancreas

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Re: Lunchtime
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2020, 01:17:45 PM »
Can you not wait half a fucking hour?

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Re: Lunchtime
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2020, 01:18:17 PM »
I like a later lunch. It leaves less of the working day to return to.

Also find evening meals around 5:30 far too premature. But accept that I generally eat that far too late out of procrastination.

Re: Lunchtime
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2020, 01:18:30 PM »
Fuck off. 12.30.

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Re: Lunchtime
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2020, 01:29:23 PM »
I'm with Pancs all the way, late lunch, then dinner at 7ish

Sebastian Cobb

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Re: Lunchtime
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2020, 01:33:02 PM »
Also don't really like eating immediately after I've woken.

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Re: Lunchtime
« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2020, 01:37:50 PM »
Academics could have lunch from 9-5 and no fucker would ever notice.

Re: Lunchtime
« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2020, 01:50:50 PM »
11am to 3pm or GTF.

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Re: Lunchtime
« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2020, 02:14:48 PM »
Ask a glass of water.

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Re: Lunchtime
« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2020, 02:31:26 PM »
I'm with Pancs all the way, late lunch, then dinner at 7ish

Dinner should be no earlier than 8.

Re: Lunchtime
« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2020, 02:35:44 PM »
Dinner is at 1, tea is at 5.

Voltan (Man of Steel)

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Re: Lunchtime
« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2020, 02:39:02 PM »
I tend to have my dinner around 1pm but when I first started in academia (Warstones Primary School) the dinner ladies used to serve us dinner at 12.00.

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Re: Lunchtime
« Reply #15 on: July 30, 2020, 02:40:10 PM »
Academics seem to eat lunch at 12pm, which is an abomination.

It should be 1pm, if not 2pm.

I'd even accept 11am, perhaps in a hot country.

Only an aids-ravaged peasant or miner should be allowed to eat lunch at 12pm.

why are you back in the office? On the booze all night and in the office when it is forbidden. Terrible.

BlodwynPig

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Re: Lunchtime
« Reply #16 on: July 30, 2020, 02:41:03 PM »
I'll let you all into a secret.

When Pancreas and I have met for lunch...guess what time.... he he he he he ha ha ha ha ha PWND in the modern parlance.

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Re: Lunchtime
« Reply #17 on: July 30, 2020, 02:43:05 PM »
I'm eating lunch now and it's only 9:42am lol fuck all of you

Re: Lunchtime
« Reply #18 on: July 30, 2020, 03:01:43 PM »
Lunchtime is the "gooch" of meal times isnt it? In the respect that its between the balls (brekky) and wang (dinner)

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Re: Lunchtime
« Reply #19 on: July 30, 2020, 03:04:41 PM »
I thought the gooch was between the balls and the arse.

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Re: Lunchtime
« Reply #20 on: July 30, 2020, 03:15:50 PM »
Is this one also a drunken shame post?

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Re: Lunchtime
« Reply #21 on: July 30, 2020, 03:26:29 PM »
Lunchtime is the "gooch" of meal times isnt it? In the respect that its between the balls (brekky) and wang (dinner)

Bit sexist.

Re: Lunchtime
« Reply #22 on: July 30, 2020, 03:35:40 PM »
Academics seem to eat lunch at 12pm, which is an abomination.

It should be 1pm

I agree.

if not 2pm
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Re: Lunchtime
« Reply #23 on: July 30, 2020, 03:36:00 PM »
I thought the gooch was between the balls and the arse.

The bit between the balls and the arse is the ‘wonfa‘.

Cos if it ‘wonfa’ that bit your guts’d fall out!!

Dad gag no. 4764

Voltan (Man of Steel)

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Re: Lunchtime
« Reply #24 on: July 30, 2020, 04:06:47 PM »
Crumbs! Your dad didn’t half tell naughtier jokes than mine did.

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Re: Lunchtime
« Reply #25 on: July 30, 2020, 04:11:52 PM »
Lunch is at 12.30 if no booze involved.

seconded

BlodwynPig

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Re: Lunchtime
« Reply #26 on: July 30, 2020, 04:30:24 PM »
if you start work at 7, lunch is at 12.

If you start work at 9, lunch is at 12.

pancreas

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Re: Lunchtime
« Reply #27 on: July 30, 2020, 04:34:17 PM »
You recall what I said about aids-ridden peasants? Think on that.

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Re: Lunchtime
« Reply #28 on: July 30, 2020, 04:47:26 PM »
The 'AIDS-ridden peasants' and 'AIDS academics', where i used to work, would flood into the pub at 1.08pm and frantically scramble for seating like crabs seeking blessed escape. I would often be at a 4 seater table having plonked my arse down at 12.08 when the place was empty. Stomach full, smug as fook thinking "None of you should have been born." AND I WAS RIGHT.

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Re: Lunchtime
« Reply #29 on: July 30, 2020, 05:02:43 PM »
Sometimes I don’t even eat any lunch. Can any of you imagine that?

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