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Lunchtime

Started by pancreas, July 30, 2020, 01:13:04 PM

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pancreas

Academics seem to eat lunch at 12pm, which is an abomination.

It should be 1pm, if not 2pm.

I'd even accept 11am, perhaps in a hot country.

Only an aids-ravaged peasant or miner should be allowed to eat lunch at 12pm.

Cuellar

You should have the confidence to tell them to eat lunch at 1pm

pancreas

I would do it right now, but they have already eaten it.

poo

Lunch is at 12.30 if no booze involved.

pancreas

Can you not wait half a fucking hour?

Sebastian Cobb

I like a later lunch. It leaves less of the working day to return to.

Also find evening meals around 5:30 far too premature. But accept that I generally eat that far too late out of procrastination.

poo


monkfromhavana

I'm with Pancs all the way, late lunch, then dinner at 7ish

Sebastian Cobb

Also don't really like eating immediately after I've woken.

shiftwork2

Academics could have lunch from 9-5 and no fucker would ever notice.

Norton Canes

11am to 3pm or GTF.

Endicott

Ask a glass of water.

Twit 2

Quote from: monkfromhavana on July 30, 2020, 01:29:23 PM
I'm with Pancs all the way, late lunch, then dinner at 7ish

Dinner should be no earlier than 8.

holyzombiejesus

Dinner is at 1, tea is at 5.

I tend to have my dinner around 1pm but when I first started in academia (Warstones Primary School) the dinner ladies used to serve us dinner at 12.00.

BlodwynPig

Quote from: pancreas on July 30, 2020, 01:13:04 PM
Academics seem to eat lunch at 12pm, which is an abomination.

It should be 1pm, if not 2pm.

I'd even accept 11am, perhaps in a hot country.

Only an aids-ravaged peasant or miner should be allowed to eat lunch at 12pm.

why are you back in the office? On the booze all night and in the office when it is forbidden. Terrible.

BlodwynPig

I'll let you all into a secret.

When Pancreas and I have met for lunch...guess what time.... he he he he he ha ha ha ha ha PWND in the modern parlance.

QDRPHNC

I'm eating lunch now and it's only 9:42am lol fuck all of you

Lunchtime is the "gooch" of meal times isnt it? In the respect that its between the balls (brekky) and wang (dinner)

QDRPHNC

I thought the gooch was between the balls and the arse.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Is this one also a drunken shame post?

Buelligan

Quote from: Misspent Boners on July 30, 2020, 03:01:43 PM
Lunchtime is the "gooch" of meal times isnt it? In the respect that its between the balls (brekky) and wang (dinner)

Bit sexist.

SavageHedgehog

Quote from: pancreas on July 30, 2020, 01:13:04 PM
Academics seem to eat lunch at 12pm, which is an abomination.

It should be 1pm

I agree.

Quote from: pancreas on July 30, 2020, 01:13:04 PM
if not 2pm
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I retract my support.

Quote from: QDRPHNC on July 30, 2020, 03:04:41 PM
I thought the gooch was between the balls and the arse.

The bit between the balls and the arse is the 'wonfa'.

Cos if it 'wonfa' that bit your guts'd fall out!!

Dad gag no. 4764

Crumbs! Your dad didn't half tell naughtier jokes than mine did.

Mr_Simnock


BlodwynPig

if you start work at 7, lunch is at 12.

If you start work at 9, lunch is at 12.

pancreas

You recall what I said about aids-ridden peasants? Think on that.

dandoystevski

The 'AIDS-ridden peasants' and 'AIDS academics', where i used to work, would flood into the pub at 1.08pm and frantically scramble for seating like crabs seeking blessed escape. I would often be at a 4 seater table having plonked my arse down at 12.08 when the place was empty. Stomach full, smug as fook thinking "None of you should have been born." AND I WAS RIGHT.

Twit 2

Sometimes I don't even eat any lunch. Can any of you imagine that?