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Scotchphiles, Unite!

Started by touchingcloth, July 31, 2020, 01:39:01 AM

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Cold Meat Platter

I am Scottish, I have lived in Scotland all my life and I am in Scotland now but I can tell you that there are no more miserable, wilfully ignorant nor emotionally stunted peoples in all of Christendom.

shiftwork2

They're different.  Bit weird to be honest.  Every time we have a UK meeting in England they turn up wearing Millets gear and stick together.  A nation of wet-through ramblers putting a brave face on it.  I like them and I like Scotland, never had a bad time there.

kngen

Quote from: Cold Meat Platter on July 31, 2020, 08:44:25 PM
I am Scottish, I have lived in Scotland all my life and I am in Scotland now but I can tell you that there are no more miserable, wilfully ignorant nor emotionally stunted peoples in all of Christendom.

Well, if you choose to live in Dundee ...

ollyboro

Quote from: kngen on July 31, 2020, 08:53:46 PM
Well, if you choose to live in Dundee ...

Aberdonians are meant to be the biggest cunts in Scotland. About 20 years ago, Radio 5 did a call-in which was basically called Why Is Everybody In Aberdeen a cunt. Genuinely. I can only put it down to having a huge influx of nutters on their way to an oil rig turning up in Aberdeen . Bound to piss the locals off.

Ferris


Fr.Bigley

Quote from: ollyboro on July 31, 2020, 09:22:13 PM
Aberdonians are meant to be the biggest cunts in Scotland. About 20 years ago, Radio 5 did a call-in which was basically called Why Is Everybody In Aberdeen a cunt. Genuinely. I can only put it down to having a huge influx of nutters on their way to an oil rig turning up in Aberdeen . Bound to piss the locals off.

Its the accent eh?


Polymorphia

Quote from: ollyboro on July 31, 2020, 09:22:13 PM
Aberdonians are meant to be the biggest cunts in Scotland. About 20 years ago, Radio 5 did a call-in which was basically called Why Is Everybody In Aberdeen a cunt. Genuinely. I can only put it down to having a huge influx of nutters on their way to an oil rig turning up in Aberdeen . Bound to piss the locals off.

Isn't it "because" the whole city is made of radioactive stone? Or is that some other place in Scotland?

canadagoose

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Quote from: ollyboro on July 31, 2020, 09:22:13 PM
Aberdonians are meant to be the biggest cunts in Scotland. About 20 years ago, Radio 5 did a call-in which was basically called Why Is Everybody In Aberdeen a cunt. Genuinely. I can only put it down to having a huge influx of nutters on their way to an oil rig turning up in Aberdeen . Bound to piss the locals off.
They absolutely aren't, I lived in Aberdeen for about 6 years and some are a bit mardy but most are really nice. I like visiting there and it feels like my second home. My third home is where I'm from, which is not terrible but is only third because of how I feel like folk stare whenever I go anywhere there, even though I was brought up there for the first 17 years of my life. Small-town attitudes and all that.

edit: It's terrible economically though, it's in a right shitter in terms of jobs and earnings. Not the fault of people there, although they're quite small-c conservative.

Brian Freeze

My favourite scottish person from real life turned out to be Welsh. My hat was proper fucked by that, got the accent down pat and everything.

ollyboro

Quote from: canadagoose on July 31, 2020, 10:41:56 PM
They absolutely aren't, I lived in Aberdeen for about 6 years and some are a bit mardy but most are really nice. I like visiting there and it feels like my second home. My third home is where I'm from, which is not terrible but is only third because of how I feel like folk stare whenever I go anywhere there, even though I was brought up there for the first 17 years of my life. Small-town attitudes and all that.

edit: It's terrible economically though, it's in a right shitter in terms of jobs and earnings. Not the fault of people there, although they're quite small-c conservative.

Hey! Don't shoot the messenger, Sonny Jim. I'm just reporting on a 20 year old Radio 5 show, hosted by Nicky Campbell. An a awful lot of of people called the show and agreed with the sentiment ie Aberdonians are cunts. I've only ever met a couple of dozen  blokes (no  women) from Aberdeen. All cunts mind.

touchingcloth

I've met the Maior of Aberdeen, and he's a wazzock.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

I think you'll find the correct term is Caledophile.

Edit: Fuck it. He's already done that one in the opening post.