Guess who's back?

[Glebe]

The Bird is back!

I was rudely awoken this morning to discover a large, fresh halibut being jammed into me gullet. Quickly recovering from my dazed shock at this, my eyes adjusted to early morn light, and who should I discover sitting on my chest only a strangely familiar looking seabird!

"Alright Glebe mate, just feeding you a bit of breakfast, you look hungry as fuck!"

He's back! Take cover!

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Thought that cunt was dead?

[Spoon of Ploff]

this will not end well.

[BlodwynPig]

The Return of the Son of Generous

[pancreas]

Thought that cunt was dead?

There was a funeral and everything. I remember. The hors d'oeuvres were ridiculous.

[Bazooka]

I've already booked a ferry from Hull to San Francisco so I can jump of the Golden Gate Bridge before that beast can get me.

[poo]

Hiya Generous mate

[seepage]

he needs to be contained

[Glebe]

"Here you go lads, bags of cashew nuts all round! Anaphylaxia? What's that?!"

[Ferris]

Oh christ

[wosl]

Dear God no

[Glebe]

Generous throws a catering box of Kit-Kats at a hungry orphan. "There you go mate, enj- oh fuck I've killed him. I've killed him."

[Glebe]

Bloke sitting alone on a park bench gets sudden whiff of chicken korma.

"There you go pal, you won't have to go to the trouble of cooking tonight!"

"Aw thanks seabird!"

"No problem, mate... couple of cans in there too, enjoy, be rude not to!"

[wosl]

Is bench man still alive?

[Glebe]

Is bench man still alive?

"That korma smelt a bit off, but I'm sure he'll be alright! Caw!"

[Glebe]

"I'd love a pint right now."

"There you go mate, a tall cold one!"

"Cheers seagull!"

"That's alright mate just remember to socially distance and all that cheers nice one bye see you."