What do you look like?

[TJ]

That's me in the middle.

[aaaaaaaaaargh!]

[TraceyQ]

[Abbie]

Are you lot fed up of seeing this pic yet?  Anyway, this is me...  Not quite as sassy as TraceyQ above but from the looks of things she doesn't inhale - I do and that makes me harder, right.

[Hairy Chin]

And you've got a gammy leg - maybe two, yet you still manage to lumber the shopping home.

Fucking hard as fuck that is.

[TJ]

Hmm... judging from the photographic evidence above, I am way classier than both Tracey and Abbie. Way to go, indie girl with gimmicky headgear!

Abbie - what happened to that photo of you dressed as Papa Lazarou in the sex museum or whatever it was?

[kenneth trousers]

[Rubbish Monkey]

[sproggy]

[sproggy]

This is more likely, from what I've heard:

[headmaster]

My god,...

that mouth....

it's so....

cunt like...

[king mob]

Yeah right.......

[peet]

Supposedly I'm a cross between:


him (eyyyy)

and:


him (arse)

[Cerys]

Isn't that Mundays' old avatar?

[Blue Jam]

King Mob, isn't that Noel Gallagher pretending he's on the cover of Sgt. Pepper's?

[monkhouse terror]

On the right, obviously. As you can see, I'm not fond of those "bumbardiers".

[It Was Cancer]

Weren't you one of the Chris Morris fans on Hot or Not once?

Jesus, I hope not.

[Johnny Yesno]

Apparently I look like this when I'm hungry:



and this when I've had a pie and a pint:

[TJ]

*bump*

[Partridge's Love Child]

I look like a borderline rapist.

[TJ]

I look like a borderline rapist.

A Jive Sucker, more like.

[Partridge's Love Child]

Hush now, you're making a fool of yourself.

[Neil]

Yes TJ, don't you realise you're not allowed to make flippant jokey remarks because you haven't been to a meet?

[terminallyrelaxed]

*bump*

I don't get it.

[TJ]

Hush now, you're making a fool of yourself.

LOL NO CLEIUQ!!1

Partirdge's Love Child
Helena Bozich
Ernest Borgnine
Timmyraa
Rebbie Jackson
Jordan Knight
Beth Buchanan
The Baron
Ian Stuart Black
Skip Collector
Douglas Pledger
Al Jardine
Vanessa Amberleigh
Simon Swatman
Jay Graham
Massingbird Cale
Paul Cooling
John Cura
Jan Vincent Rudzki
Jean-Marc L'Officier
J. Jeremy Bentham
Peter Angelhides
Phil Redmond
Maura Duffy
Paul Sood
One Day Soon
Yogophant
Jennifer Aniston
Kevin Phllips-Bong
Marie DuSantiago
Jo O'Meara
Lolly
The Man Who Said "Jackanory, Jackanory" At The Start Of Jackanory
Franky Furbo
BBC Schools Diamond (the original one only, not the inferior yellow and blue one)
Bernard Cribbins
Nessa From "Eldorado"
Gillian Blake
Emmy-Kate Montrose
Urt Ancaster
Barry Drain
Gordon Tipple
Christian Rodska
Gieusseppe Peluso
Security Lamb
Rene Zagger #2
Barry Letts
"Ralph" The Wonder Llama
The Old Nationwide Theme
Chicken Shed Theatre Company
Charlie Brooker
Irk Ouglas
Benito Caramel
Jim Yoakum
Clint Rimmer
Fred Hovis
Ted Bovis
Arthur Provis
Byker Grovis
Clovis
Peter Cetera
'Jon' Norton
Roderick Frenzy
Loyal Griggs
Samantha Meah
Peter Object
Fusion Chamberlin
The Why Bird
Perkins
Bernard Horsfall
George Pravda
Eric Chitty
Peter Pratt
Lenny Barzelle
Chippy Minton
Emily Vada
Thingy Blizzard That Used To Have A Woodwork Show On The BBC
Vernon Dudley Bohay-Nowell
Sir Kobble
Joel Morris
Bill McGuirk
J.R. Zarbi
Bob Seeger
Alan Bennion
Sonny Caldinez
Kate Thornton
Mehendri Smith
Talentless Hat-Wearing Thieving Trolling Would-Be Starfucker 'Creative' Cunt
'Pops' Tavernier
Soft Alan
Randeep Kooner
Sgt. Bash
The Refbot
Shunt
Sammy Snyder
Obadiah Blank
Helen Stubbs
Melanie Worthington
Anita Swan
Floella Benjamin In A Bin
Hamilton Dyce
Finsbury Park
Parvez Gravez III
Mr. Rootbeer
Hellfire Godammitt
Casey 'Vietnam' Warr
Jack Hargreaves
Matthew Laborteaux
JR Miller
Jolie Newman
Johnny Brogna
James Bond III As 'Doc'
Herb Edelmann
Albert Grunge
Jam And Spoon
Bernard Wilkie
Jack Kine
Daniel Blythe
Richard Ayoade
Enhanced Boycie
John Pettigrew
Fingermouse
Beadle's Underpant Garden
Felipe Izquierdo
Chip Cheeseburger
Jerome 'Junior' Tickertape
Dr. Chuck Weisstein M.D.
Wally Scott
Haddaway
Gloworm
MC Sar
Karen Poole
Shellie Poole
Helen Poole
Glyn Poole
Brian Poole And The Tremeloes
TV's Mr Pastry
Martin Coxall*
Yashamoka Tawamasaki
Manny Tarquinny
Rachel Fox
Paul Cornell
Thurston Lowe
Ian Scoones
Mick's Gang From Grange Hill Circa 1992 (Mick, Timpson, 'Grimbo' and 'Spoons')
The Fiddly Foodle Bird
Tony Ferrino
Emma Foran
Tom O'Gormliss
Nele Morrissey
Harding And Curnow
Johnny Bonsomo
Melanie Davies
Jennifer Eccles
Lucifer Sam
David Watts
Henriette Krotenschwanz
Rodney Bingenheimer
General Mills
Mouche Phillips
Candy Flip
FR David
Vic Chivers
Prairie Prince
Sergio Bongadini
Jeremy Foundbeard
Phil Gould Uses Zildjian Cymbals
Olaf Prott
Phil Redmond
Dave And Toni Arthur
Colin Heywood

*Debatable, as there is a school of thought that suggests he is non-existent.

[mrs spinktrimpet]

this.

http://www.mrsimonallan.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/

[TraceyQ]

Yes TJ, don't you realise you're not allowed to make flippant jokey remarks because you haven't been to a meet?

But he has been to a meet! He has!

Ahem.

Thank you, TJ, conclusive proof that I am not in LOL NO Clique since I lost my hATt!!11oneonethreedollarsign.

[Partridge's Love Child]

Yes TJ, don't you realise you're not allowed to make flippant jokey remarks because you haven't been to a meet?

I have no problem with those, it's just that no one gets it.

Oh bloody hell, I've got myself into an argument now.  Must remember to keep my own rules about keeping quiet when criticised, it's much easier and more dignified that way.  Sod it, Jive Sucker away, I refuse to blow rasperries.

[TraceyQ]

edit: No, actually, I'm as fucking bad. If it is at all bad. I dunno.

[terminallyrelaxed]

nope, sorry, still not with you....