Meal Deals

[Bazooka]

Strawberry laces, gammon, and a yard of creme fresh, £2.45 Kwik-fit

Three bird roast, FAB ice cream, shot of gin, £9.57, Twycross Zoo

Salami platter, Yakult, chicken Kiev, £5.90, Shoe Zone

Medium sliced white, cress, faggots, can of Red Stripe, $11, Great Yarmouth County Council

[Bazooka]

Goblet of tap water, sachet of silicon gel, square ham, £11.67, Carphone Warehouse

[Absorb the anus burn]

Roasted Pangolin Sandwich with a quart of Bat Juice™... £1.55 Bejams.

[Inspector Norse]

Egg, bacon, saucage £3
Egg, saugaces £3
Sasuage in bun £3
Egg and sausge in bun £3
Egg, bacon, sauguaes in bun £3
Bun £3
Extra bun £1
Extra sauges £2