SHIT MORSE

[Goldentony]

SHIT MORSE GETS THE CALL

IN THE PANDA

PUT THE NEE NARS ON

DRIVES OFF THE THAMES BANK INTO THE BARRIER

[Absorb the anus burn]

Dot-Dot-Dash-Dot Dot-Dash-Dash-Dash-Dot Dot-Dash Dot-Dot-Dash-Dash-Shad-*Damnit*

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

GOME ON GEWIS GETS GO AND GOLVE SOME GIMES

[Goldentony]

LOUIS, LOUIS MY MAIN MAN, OH GOD, OH MY DAYS IVE SOMEHOW DONE CRIME

[Glebe]

PUT THE NEE NARS ON

Heh!

[Spoon of Ploff]

TIME YOU LISTENED TO SOME REAL MUSIC LEWIS!

*switches on Hooked on Classics vol 4*

[Beagle 2]

I DONT KNOW "WHO DUN IT" HOW SHOULD I FUCKING KNOW

[Beagle 2]

WHAT AM I INSPECTOR MORSE? WHAT? FUCK OVER AM I.

YES ITS PISS, AND?

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

FUCKING HELL LEWIS WHY CAN'T WE JUST SIT IN THE PARK AND SHAAAAAAAAG

BUT LEEEEWWWWWIS

I WANT TO LISTEN SHABBA RANKS AND HAVE A SHAAAAAAG

AWWWW BUT WHYYYYY

[Fr.Bigley]

AH JUST FINK DAT THOSE BUOYS COULD BE A SUSPECT SI.....

LEWIS WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DAFT GEORDIE CUNT!

[Cuellar]

"If he was SEEN in college at 3pm, he could HARDLY be in THRUPP at 5 minutes PAST THREE, could he LYOUIS?"
"But sir the murder happened in the college, Thrupp has never come into it at all. Where did you get Thrupp from sir?"
"Look shut up you"

[Norton Canes]

Wait. Wait. I know it's on F. I left it by the lifts

[Goldentony]

lewis whats this

door that morse

just open it aye?


yeah just there yeah

[Annie Labuntur]

Ah Lewis, you've caught me struggling with today's cryptic. One across, 'Mother and sis slaughtered - don't put this wazzock on the case!'. Two words, first word four letters, second word five. Any ideas?

- I... I'm not sure, sir.

Useless as always, Lewis. What about one down? 'Miser shot horrifically - this berk is no help'. Two words, first word four letters, second word five.

- I think it's... I'll need to think about it a bit longer, sir.

CHRIST ON CRUTCHES, LEWIS - PUT SOME FUCKING MOZART ON.

[Annie Labuntur]

I'm sorry, Inspector, but your services are no longer required. You are shit.

- But with respect, ma'am...

[interrupting] That will be all, Inspector. Good day to you. [Shit Morse turns to leave] ... Oh, and Inspector?

- Yes?

Tell Anus Cop he can come in now.