wankman twat - stand up comedian

[Goldentony]

hello everyone nice to be here, my name is wankman twat, allow me to show you this video of myself

video begins

hello everyone nice to be here, my name is wankman twat, allow me to show you this video of michael jackson saying WHAT THE FUCK

sure enough

WHAT THE FUCK

anyone who repeats this information will be killed

bends over, shits hot brown plastic onto a bog that melts

video stops

wankman that wasnt the video you sent in

its gone sentient guys

[Goldentony]

video starts again

falls to stage "this is shit, I dont ever want to go home, let me stay here"