Places lying about themselves

[Beagle 2]

"Welcome to Kippax - birthplace of Bob Marley"

"Visit Goole - home of the San Francisco 49ers"

"Come to Pontefract for the castle, stay for the time vortex leading directly to The Battle of Yehuling in 1211 which heralded the Mongol conquest of the Jin dynasty"

[Huxleys Babkins]

"Milton Keynes - Home of the blowjob"

"London - Fuck all to see here, mate. Get back on that train. Off you pop. Cheers."

"Slough - Home of the blowjob"

"Poole - It's a beautiful place*"

"Hemel Hempstead - Home of the blowjob"

_{*genuinely used by Poole tourist board in the early 90s}

[Bazooka]

Lincoln Prison- "Land of the free"

[the]

Easton In Gordano - Twinned with North America

[poo]

"Blaenau Gwent - a haven for LGBTIQA+ "

[Pingers]

"Rotherham - Nothing Untoward Going On Here, Not Sure Why You'd Even Ask Really"

[frajer]

Cockermouth - birthplace of Sesame Street's 'Big Bird'

[wosl]

"Birmingham - the London of England"

[Cuellar]

Staines - Fulfillment awaits

[wosl]

Hanley - Buzz Aldrin's favourite holiday destination

[Dr Trouser]

Castlemilk - where the streets are paved with milk

[wosl]

Liverpool - where the Beatles stayed to create their magic

[wosl]

Manchester - a place that Tony Wilson refused to make overblown claims about

[Glebe]

Birmingham - Birthplace of tyres!

[wosl]

Kibworth - where the Baader-Meinhof Group used to come to get all their false moustaches and hairpieces.

[wosl]

Gemmilboughborough - you couldn't make us up!

[Marner and Me]

Brentford- Destination Desolation.

[Ferris]

The scilly isles - "very sensible"

[the]

^{Although the Scilly Isles already fulfil the remit of 'places lying about themselves'}