Lads get your arses out

[popcorn]

Let's see them cheeks

[Glebe]

I'm immediately pressing mine to the wall. I know what you lot are like when you get a glimpse of glute!

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Corinne Bailey Rae considers rewrite.

[BlodwynPig]

Were you in a bus station in Newcastle on Monday Popcorn. My cousin said that not only were people not socially distancing but she had some twat stick his bare arse close to her face while she was waiting for a bus. If it was you, I will hunt you down and destroy your arse.

[popcorn]

It wasn't me but it might well have been someone following my instructions (see title of thread).

[Huxleys Babkins]

Got it out. Now what?

[popcorn]

Set an example for the lads

[Huxleys Babkins]

How long might I have to stand here like this? Cos the sun's gone in and it's getting a bit chilly.

[popcorn]

Should only be a few days I think

Can I ask you to rotate slowly as well, so everyone can see. A rate of about 3 rotations per minute should do it. Thanks.

[popcorn]

Make that 4 rotations actually

[Ferris]

Had a shower earlier does this count y/n?

[popcorn]

You had best get your arse out so we can inspect whether it has been properly cleaned