What happened to shiftwork1?

[Pingers]

I mean, I've heard stories, pretty lurid ones at that, haha. But yeah, actually some of them are a bit concerning but they are just stories, right? At least I think they are. But what if they're not? I mean, is it even possible to do that to someone? So yeah, any solid facts on this would be great, cheers.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Deathbummed in a cumcave

[Dex Sawash]

Went off rota

[Glebe]

I'm not one to spread nasty, unfounded, salacious rumours, but he apparently likes wanking on people's driveways.

[Spoon of Ploff]

Shiftwork I

We had a CABer named shiftwork.

        He died, he died.

Neil said he was sleeping.

       He lied, he lied.

Why oh why is our CABer dead?

      Couldn't that exploding Spoons have hit popcorn instead?

[shiftwork2]

Died on the Lusitania.

Mourners at her funeral: man from the Council.