Friday Night is Bumming Night

[Huxleys Babkins]

Join compere Ken Bruce this Friday night as the BBC Concert Orchestra take it in turns to bum singer Donny Osmond, live from the Mermaid Theatre.

7pm, Radio 2

[Glebe]

I'm up for this!

And when I say I'm up for this, I mean full-on, bent over with me arse in the air!

[Huxleys Babkins]

*Donny Osmond is wheeled away on a stretcher, the stage spattered with cum, blood and shit*

BRUCE: *panting* I hope that once again we have proved that Friday Night is Bumming Night! Goodnight!

*Applause*

[canadagoose]

Did Ken Bruce get involved in the bumming?

[pancreas]

I liked the cello solo.

[dissolute ocelot]

^ Maybe, but I could've got a double bass up there.