GIVEAWAY: Win SEX with a POP STAR!

[Huxleys Babkins]

That's right, you could win full sexual intercourse with a pop star thanks to this exclusive CaB giveaway. Which pop star? We're not saying, but there could be a clue in the quiz itself...

Just answer the following question;

Which of these is not a member of Little Mix?

A) Perrie Edwards
B) Perry Mason
C) Perry Benson

Post your answer below and we'll pick a winner at random after the competition closes at 10pm this Sunday.

GOOD LUCK!!!

[Bazooka]

D) Noel Edmunds.

Thanks I'd like to have intercourse with Boney M.

[Huxleys Babkins]

This giveaway is now closed. Please do not post any more entries as you may still be charged.

The winner is Bazooka! Congratulations! You have won a thorough seeing to from Edward Tudor Pole!



The Tenpole Tudor star will be sure to give you a good going over with his Crystal Dome! By the end of your night together, you'll feel like you've had the Swords of a Thousand Men up your Aztec Zone!

To claim your prize, simply drive to Wyboston services on the A1 southbound this Thursday night after dark and just hang about.

Congratulations!

[Bazooka]

Wow, thanks, I never win anything, he isn't Boney M, but he looks ravaged by time so it will be sensual but not consensual.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Malcolm Tucker's let himself go.

[dissolute ocelot]

Last year the prize was Little Richard. Unfortunately I couldn't claim it until after his death, but still, worth it.