Star Trek: Desolation

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René Auberjonois

René Auberjonois boasts that he voiced Janos Audron in two Legacy of Kain games, but nobody seems to care. "You're no Tony Jay," quips Harry Kim.

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Harry Kim gets drunk and starts singing 'The Wild Rover' in a Jeffries Tube. He gets all the words wrong and vomits on his uniform.

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Janeway's Irish holonovel is interrupted by a tense then bloody Orange Walk Standoff, written by Tom Paris with the sort of ignorance you'd get centuries on. Wolfe Tone appears as a character but looks nothing like the real one

[Chollis]

Harry Kim gets drunk and starts singing 'The Wild Rover' in a Jeffries Tube. He gets all the words wrong and vomits on his uniform.

can't stop laughing at this image

[PlanktonSideburns]

Harry Kim gets drunk and starts singing 'The Wild Rover' in a Jeffries Tube. He gets all the words wrong and vomits on his uniform.

all of them?

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all of them?

All of them!

[PlanktonSideburns]

are you sure that was the song he was singing

hard to imagine what that would even sound like

[Alberon]

Harry Kim arrives for his shift one morning to find he's been replaced by a Jeffries Tube.

"How does that even work?" he splutters as he is shooed off the bridge by Tuvok.

[PlanktonSideburns]

love what glebe has turned this thread into

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love what glebe has turned this thread into

Aw shucks cheers. I sometimes fee like I just spam all over threads with my whimsical nonsense.

In any case, I've learned a bit about Harry Kim and may even start watching Voyager!

Harry Kim arrives for his shift one morning to find he's been replaced by a Jeffries Tube.

"How does that even work?" he splutters as he is shooed off the bridge by Tuvok.

Heh!

[PlanktonSideburns]

Aw shucks cheers. I sometimes fee like I just spam all over threads with my whimsical nonsense.

In any case, I've learned a bit about Harry Kim and may even start watching Voyager!

Heh!

you should, its great

though it might throw you off your trekdeso game a bit

[Fambo Number Mive]

Every toilet on Voyager is blocked. Every toilet. They are forced to beam turds into space, which end up wiping out an entire civilisation. A few hours later the toilet brushes are located.

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The EMH takes a walking holiday around the ship, commentating on everyone like one of those police camera documentaries

[Wonderful Butternut]

Every toilet on Voyager is blocked. Every toilet. They are forced to beam turds into space, which end up wiping out an entire civilisation. A few hours later the toilet brushes are located.

There's a line from Neelix in the middle of one of the many VOY episodes where ship systems are failing that there's only X amount of working toilets left. And some of the crew are Bolian which makes it worse for unspecified reasons[nb]Presumably toxic turds[/nb].

[dissolute ocelot]

There's a line from Neelix in the middle of one of the many VOY episodes where ship systems are failing that there's only X amount of working toilets left. And some of the crew are Bolian which makes it worse for unspecified reasons[nb]Presumably toxic turds[/nb].

Trek fans debate why Bolians are obsessed with toilets.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Maybe they need specially designed toilets and there was only a few on Voyager.

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Janeway uses Harry Kim to block up an open Jeffries Tube. "His most successful mission ever," she says meanly.

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JANEWAY: Harry Kim, you've been a very naughty boy. We'll have to keep you back in detention, won't we, Seven?

SEVEN: Yes, Captain.

HARRY KIM: Oh boy! This is my dream come true!

JANEWAY: Nah only joking you little nerd!

SEVEN: Psych!

[dissolute ocelot]

"I don't care if it is spelt 'seven', it's pronounced 'shawn'."

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JANEWAY: Netflix, what are you doing in sick bay?

NETFLIX: Harry Kim.

JANEWAY: Say no more.

[Chollis]

The engineering team at Starbase 343 install a Jim Jefferies Tube on the Enterprise as a prank. They are court martialed and sentenced to death after the Tube calls Counsellor Troi "a telepathic cunt".

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Starfleet Command rejects Captain Picard's request for the Prime Directive's guiding principle to be "to have sex with as many children as possible".

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"Number 1, in my ready room!"

Riker enters. The Captain's just made a den out of blankets with loads of Lego and that. He is court martialed and sentenced to death.

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Chief O'Brien and the lads get pissed up on booze and fire Wesley Crusher out of the airlock as a prank. They all receive promotions haha!

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Harry Kim starts Googling porn but gets guilty. He goes and hides in a Jeffries Tube in a fit if shame.

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Darmok, telling Jalad that they probably knew it wasn't a Beatles album

[Fambo Number Mive]

Chief O'Brian keeps beaming people's internal organs outside of their body. As long as it is only ensigns and alien visitors though, Picard and Ruler don't care.

"Computer, find me a historical holodeck programme that isn't set in 20th century USA" Geordie asks.

"No such programmes exist"

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A glitch in Voyager's main computer results in a Howard Shipman hologram becoming the new EMS.

An ancient culture that communicates through bumming causes havoc for the Enterprise away team. The anus-free Data saves the day but not before Riker and several red shirts prolapse in spectacular fashion. Guest starring Dom DeLuise and Rip Torn.

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"Computer, find me a historical holodeck programme that isn't set in 20th century USA" Geordie asks.

"No such programmes exist"

"Computer, try again."

"Nah mate I can't- here, what about Victorian England, the Sherlock Holmes ones?"

"Sherlock Holmes isn't real though."

"Fuck sake mate talk about pedantic."

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Picard gets stuck in a weird warp thing and starts doing a funny wound-backwards-and-forwards-frame-by-frame-animated dance and the crew try not to laugh and look like they're taking it seriously.