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Re: Star Trek: Desolation
« Reply #600 on: April 29, 2021, 10:11:04 AM »
Sissoko orders Odo to turn into a beautiful woman so he can have a wank.


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Re: Star Trek: Desolation
« Reply #601 on: April 29, 2021, 06:23:21 PM »
Harry Kim arrives at the Voyager Halloween party to discover everyone is wearing masks of him.

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Re: Star Trek: Desolation
« Reply #602 on: April 30, 2021, 07:03:40 AM »
Harry Kim arrives at the Voyager Halloween party to discover everyone is wearing masks of him.

Captain Janeway, blind drunk from appletinis, attempts to remove Harry Kim's 'Mask' with unfortunate results.

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Re: Star Trek: Desolation
« Reply #603 on: April 30, 2021, 04:35:23 PM »
Captain Janeway, blind drunk from appletinis, attempts to remove Harry Kim's 'Mask' with unfortunate results.

"Maybe Dr. Crusher can staple it back on, Captain?"

"Wrong show Harry mate. Wrong show."

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Re: Star Trek: Desolation
« Reply #604 on: April 30, 2021, 06:11:40 PM »
Chakotay tells Tuvok his arsehole feels "like I shat a shuttlecraft, the turd was so big I was going to ask for it to be beamed into space"

"Thank you Commander, I am fascinated by how humans love talking about their bowel movements. Us Vulcans just shit, wipe and move on."

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Re: Star Trek: Desolation
« Reply #605 on: April 30, 2021, 10:56:14 PM »
Worf asks Deanna out on a date. In front of Will and all.

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Re: Star Trek: Desolation
« Reply #606 on: May 01, 2021, 10:15:01 AM »
Harry Kim decides to move on to "pastures new" but is refused every job he applies to. He comes back to the Voyager with his tail between his legs, and Janeway only offers him is old job back when he agrees to clean the entire exterior of the ship with a toothbrush while it is travelling at warp speed.

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Re: Star Trek: Desolation
« Reply #607 on: May 01, 2021, 05:21:27 PM »
"Enter."

"Hi Worf, just wondered if you'd like to join us- WOAH WOAH WOAH!"

Worf is stark naked. "There are after all my personal quarters, Dr. Crusher."

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Re: Star Trek: Desolation
« Reply #608 on: May 02, 2021, 09:35:53 PM »
The entire Voyager crew photobomb Harry Kim's new passport photo. The photo is deemed unsuitable and he can't get a new passport.

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Re: Star Trek: Desolation
« Reply #609 on: May 04, 2021, 01:12:48 PM »
Harry Kim gets kidnapped by the Borg but Janeway doesn't do anything about it. Nobody mentions Harry Kim again.

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Re: Star Trek: Desolation
« Reply #610 on: May 04, 2021, 09:20:35 PM »
Worf catches a semi-naked Picard masturbing on the holodeck.

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Re: Star Trek: Desolation
« Reply #611 on: May 07, 2021, 11:17:24 AM »
"Any plans for tonight, Dr. Crusher?"

"Just gonna stay in and wash my hair, Mr. Worf!"

Worf walks away, clicking his fingers and silently mouthing "Damn!"

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Re: Star Trek: Desolation
« Reply #612 on: May 07, 2021, 04:39:53 PM »
It's entertainments night aboard Voyager, and Janeway is proud to open the show by introducing the first act.

"Ladies and gentlemen, The Harry Kims!"

A troupe of cloned Harry Kims come dancing out singing 'Anything Goes'. The actual Harry Kim is the only audience member who is unimpressed.

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