Sports commentary memorable quotes

[Bazooka]

Tennis Commentator: "Wow he is good at that"

Rebecca Adlington: "she swims like a lesbian mermaid"

John Barnes: "If he was my son and played like that, I'd disown him"

John Vergo: "I fist my wife and pot more pinks than he is doing"

F1 commentator: "woah that was probably 35 mph, maybe 34"

[ollyboro]

"I've just come on her face.....her tits now!" - Kenny Wolstenholme

[Chedney Honks]

Goal.

[Annie Labuntur]

From memory, "The bowler's Lillee, the batsman's Edrich!!"

[Annie Labuntur]

Lineker shrugs off the Number 2.

[ollyboro]

"And that's vaginal lip semaphore for: 'Fuck me, Daddy."- Middle-aged gymnastics commentator.

[Smeraldina Rima]

David Baddiel: "We'll go on getting bad results getting bad results."

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

'This sport isn't Golf'

[Fambo Number Mive]

F!:

"Yes...yes...yes...it's an Autobot! The race has stopped as Jazz finishes transforming and fires his photon rifle at Hook"

"Car, car, car...blah blah blah, give me some trucks any day. A car is in the lead, another one is behind, what more can I say. I'm off for a wank."

Cricket:

"I haven't heard a cricket bat make that sound since I let my BDSM club membership lapse"

"The streaker's sat down on the stumps...one of them has gone up his arse...some spares are being brought over..."

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

'And you can certainly say there are several races of people on show here today Helen'

[ProvanFan]

He's having a laugh... he's having a laugh... HE'S HAVING A FUCKING LAUGH!

[ProvanFan]

Le Saux will be kicking that ball all the way to Wembley

[the midnight watch baboon]

This is squash... with ADDED sugar!?

[Huxleys Babkins]

MURRAY WALKER: The man, the myth, the legend. A three time champion, his name is just two letters; P. K. and he's on his way to his first victory for Benetton.

JAMES HUNT: I've heard he's got a 9 inch cock.

MURRAY WALKER: *flustered* Well, I wouldn't know anything about that. AND LOOK AT THAT!!! MANSELL'S FUCKED!!!

[Smeraldina Rima]

John Parrott: "John Parrott scores 5."

[Wonderful Butternut]

MURRAY WALKER: The man, the myth, the legend. A three time champion, his name is just two letters; P. K. and he's on his way to his first victory for Benetton.

JAMES HUNT: I've heard he's got a 9 inch cock.

MURRAY WALKER: *flustered* Well, I wouldn't know anything about that. AND LOOK AT THAT!!! MANSELL'S FUCKED!!!

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