All right guys we need to get a salsa groove going - and fast

[popcorn]

There's no time to explain

Someone get on the bongos

hurry

[Lemming]

I refuse to get involved in this without further information.

[popcorn]

No time

Take this



Come on LET'S GO

[wosl]

I never touch Azera.

[dissolute ocelot]

*rubs stick along my groove-maker*

[PlanktonSideburns]

Equips KABASA +2

OK popcorn, but I hope you know what your doing!

[popcorn]

Trust me

WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME

[Glebe]

I've filled an empty Bisto tub with frozen peas and am shaking them as we speak. Really getting them hips moving!

[PlanktonSideburns]

how much time IS there popcorn? weve been at this all night now and you dont look particularly arsed about anything

[popcorn]

I'm organising

DON'T STOP THE GROOVE

[Ferris]

I can play the maracas - is this helpful?

[Dex Sawash]

Chopping tomato, onion, chilies like mad

[popcorn]

DON'T STOP THE GROOVE

if this salsa groove drops below 50bpm the whole forum's rigged to blow

we just need to hold the rhythm long enough for me to figure out how to get everyone safely logged out

[Ferris]

My marimba arm is getting tired boss, help!

[popcorn]

Marimbas require two arms

Ferris... who are you really working for?

[Ferris]

Marimbas require two arms

Not the way I play it ;)

[Glebe]

Come on people I've been blowing this whistle for ten minutes and hardly any of you are shaking those hips to the latin beat. Come on, put some welly into it!

[PlanktonSideburns]

this is hell
i am in hell now

[popcorn]

sorry what was this for again?

[Glebe]

I'm been standing in the corner shaking everything I've got. Conga line? No chance!

Meanwhile popcorn has been conniving and ACTUALLY MURDERING people in other threads.