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Infantile language 2020

Started by Twit 2, August 09, 2020, 04:29:13 PM

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Twit 2

Trying to buy new house. Found one I liked. Someone asked me, "Aw, is that your forever house?"

Suck on death camp gas pipe forever cunt.

madhair60


Rizla

Come on now twit, time to pull on your big boy pants.

idunnosomename

Probably more efficient to have a grown-up language thread at this point to tell the truth

Jock Macabre

'138 sleeps 'til Xmas'

Like a cat scratching a blackboard whilst being scuttled by bagpipes to my ears.

Chedney Honks

Try to not to burn it down!

🕯️🕯️🕯️

🤣🤣🤣


Tony Tony Tony


Quote from: Twit 2 on August 09, 2020, 04:29:13 PM
Trying to buy new house. Found one I liked. Someone asked me, "Aw, is that your forever house?"

Suck on death camp gas pipe forever cunt.

Is the neighborhood doggo and pupper friendly?

Shoulders?-Stomach!


JamesTC

Quote from: Twit 2 on August 09, 2020, 04:29:13 PM
Trying to buy new house. Found one I liked. Someone asked me, "Aw, is that your forever house?"

Suck on death camp gas pipe forever cunt.

Should have told them to get in their forever grave.

BlodwynPig

Things can only get better

Education, Education, Education


Fambo Number Mive


Pink Gregory

We do use 'Holibob' in this house.

I'm sorry.

I'm not sorry.

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: BlodwynPig on August 09, 2020, 06:06:02 PM
Things can only get better

Education, Education, Education

It's 'jobs, jobs, jobs' this time round grandad.

touchingcloth


Jock Macabre

Some people round here say 'hospikul' instead of 'hospital', and being a Scot with a still-very broad accent, I tend not to take issue with regional variations in pronunciation but 'hospikul' has always sounded uniquely infantile to me.
They also have two different ways of pronouncing 'ibuprofen'...both of which are entirely wrong.

Pink Gregory


touchingcloth

Quote from: Jock Macabre on August 09, 2020, 06:28:56 PM
Some people round here say 'hospikul' instead of 'hospital', and being a Scot with a still-very broad accent, I tend not to take issue with regional variations in pronunciation but 'hospikul' has always sounded uniquely infantile to me.
They also have two different ways of pronouncing 'ibuprofen'...both of which are entirely wrong.

My uncle says hospikul and purkul (like the colour).

Icehaven


petril

Quote from: Jock Macabre on August 09, 2020, 05:04:55 PM
'138 sleeps 'til Xmas'

Like a cat scratching a blackboard whilst being scuttled by bagpipes to my ears.

best antidote for that is to start with 366/365 sleeps to go and stick with it for about three weeks

KennyMonster

Quote from: Jock Macabre on August 09, 2020, 05:04:55 PM
'138 sleeps 'til Xmas'

Like a cat scratching a blackboard whilst being scuttled by bagpipes to my ears.

Ha ha, I'm going to have Xmas before all you losers!*



*(I'm an insomniac and so only have about 5 sleeps to go).

touchingcloth

Quote from: icehaven on August 09, 2020, 07:11:24 PM
And likkle?

He says that a likkul bit, not as much as the others.

The Mollusk

Quote from: Twit 2 on August 09, 2020, 04:29:13 PM
Trying to buy new house. Found one I liked.

Top quality adulting!! Can't beat a bit of life admin lol


Chedney Honks

Bock bock for bottle

Pock pock for pocket money


Cold Meat Platter

Heard a YouTube AIDS-golem call a Dark Souls bonfire a bon bon the other day.

flotemysost

Quote from: Pearly-Dewdrops Drops on August 09, 2020, 05:52:50 PM
Is the neighborhood doggo and pupper friendly?

Hope so, or it's gonna do my fur babies a heckin disappoint :(

Anyone who eats veggies or drinks a drinkipoos (the latter being at gin o'clock) also deserves to end.

The Mollusk

Quote from: flotemysost on August 09, 2020, 09:49:10 PMa drinkipoos (the latter being at gin o'clock)

Ooh not on a school night!! Lol

Cerys

I regularly refer to bottle-nosed cetaceans as dophlins.  I have no regret.