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Infantile language 2020
« on: August 09, 2020, 04:29:13 PM »
Trying to buy new house. Found one I liked. Someone asked me, “Aw, is that your forever house?”

Suck on death camp gas pipe forever cunt.

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Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2020, 04:37:59 PM »
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Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2020, 04:38:39 PM »
Come on now twit, time to pull on your big boy pants.

Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2020, 04:42:11 PM »
Probably more efficient to have a grown-up language thread at this point to tell the truth

Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2020, 05:04:55 PM »
'138 sleeps 'til Xmas'

Like a cat scratching a blackboard whilst being scuttled by bagpipes to my ears.

Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2020, 05:15:03 PM »
Try to not to burn it down!

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Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2020, 05:15:11 PM »
Are we going out, out

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Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2020, 05:23:14 PM »
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Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2020, 05:52:50 PM »
Trying to buy new house. Found one I liked. Someone asked me, “Aw, is that your forever house?”

Suck on death camp gas pipe forever cunt.

Is the neighborhood doggo and pupper friendly?

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Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2020, 05:54:36 PM »
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Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2020, 05:57:55 PM »
Trying to buy new house. Found one I liked. Someone asked me, “Aw, is that your forever house?”

Suck on death camp gas pipe forever cunt.

Should have told them to get in their forever grave.

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Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2020, 06:06:02 PM »
Things can only get better

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Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2020, 06:06:14 PM »
"Toothy pegs"

"Sheepsies"

Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2020, 06:11:10 PM »
We do use 'Holibob' in this house.

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Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2020, 06:15:38 PM »
Things can only get better

Education, Education, Education

It's 'jobs, jobs, jobs' this time round grandad.

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Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #15 on: August 09, 2020, 06:24:53 PM »
I mean

Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #16 on: August 09, 2020, 06:28:56 PM »
Some people round here say 'hospikul' instead of 'hospital', and being a Scot with a still-very broad accent, I tend not to take issue with regional variations in pronunciation but 'hospikul' has always sounded uniquely infantile to me.
They also have two different ways of pronouncing 'ibuprofen'...both of which are entirely wrong.

Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #17 on: August 09, 2020, 06:57:03 PM »
I mean

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Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #18 on: August 09, 2020, 07:08:25 PM »
Some people round here say 'hospikul' instead of 'hospital', and being a Scot with a still-very broad accent, I tend not to take issue with regional variations in pronunciation but 'hospikul' has always sounded uniquely infantile to me.
They also have two different ways of pronouncing 'ibuprofen'...both of which are entirely wrong.

My uncle says hospikul and purkul (like the colour).

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Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #19 on: August 09, 2020, 07:11:24 PM »
My uncle says hospikul and purkul (like the colour).

And likkle?

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Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #20 on: August 09, 2020, 07:28:12 PM »
'138 sleeps 'til Xmas'

Like a cat scratching a blackboard whilst being scuttled by bagpipes to my ears.

best antidote for that is to start with 366/365 sleeps to go and stick with it for about three weeks

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Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #21 on: August 09, 2020, 07:56:11 PM »
'138 sleeps 'til Xmas'

Like a cat scratching a blackboard whilst being scuttled by bagpipes to my ears.

Ha ha, I'm going to have Xmas before all you losers!*



*(I'm an insomniac and so only have about 5 sleeps to go).

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Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #22 on: August 09, 2020, 09:02:18 PM »
And likkle?

He says that a likkul bit, not as much as the others.

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Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #23 on: August 09, 2020, 09:14:26 PM »
Trying to buy new house. Found one I liked.

Top quality adulting!! Can’t beat a bit of life admin lol

Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #24 on: August 09, 2020, 09:16:52 PM »
Chin chin

Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #25 on: August 09, 2020, 09:20:21 PM »
Bock bock for bottle

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Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #26 on: August 09, 2020, 09:36:08 PM »
Heard a YouTube AIDS-golem call a Dark Souls bonfire a bon bon the other day.

Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #27 on: August 09, 2020, 09:49:10 PM »
Is the neighborhood doggo and pupper friendly?

Hope so, or it's gonna do my fur babies a heckin disappoint :(

Anyone who eats veggies or drinks a drinkipoos (the latter being at gin o'clock) also deserves to end.

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Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #28 on: August 09, 2020, 10:42:24 PM »
a drinkipoos (the latter being at gin o'clock)

Ooh not on a school night!! Lol

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Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #29 on: August 09, 2020, 10:58:21 PM »
I regularly refer to bottle-nosed cetaceans as dophlins.  I have no regret.

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