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touchingcloth

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Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #360 on: August 29, 2020, 11:29:59 AM »
People who say “testicular fortitude”.

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Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #361 on: August 29, 2020, 11:32:22 AM »
Similarly the "bit" bipolars are just trying to justify being unreasonable but again no one wants to think of themselves in those terms.

Might try to normalise "medically unreasonable".

"I'm so unreasonable, I had to see a doctor about it."

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Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #362 on: August 29, 2020, 11:34:03 AM »
Couples that look like twins, naaah
Once had a stranger come up to me and my partner in the street to tell us that we shouldn't have children on this basis.

Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #363 on: August 29, 2020, 08:17:27 PM »
Two gwars walking down the street look like siblings.


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Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #365 on: August 30, 2020, 06:33:57 PM »
People who say af a lot are shit af.

On the topic of strangers approaching people in the street to comment on their procreation status, I have a white friend who is married to a black man, and she was once out without him pushing their mocha coloured son in a pram, and a woman confronted her to accuse her of kidnapping the kid, and demanded to see identity documents from her.

Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #366 on: August 30, 2020, 11:24:23 PM »
"[Something supposedly good happening] and I am here for it" or "... and we are here for it".

Giancarlo Bigazzi and Riccardo Del Turco consider rewrite

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Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #367 on: August 31, 2020, 01:46:04 PM »
"Jesus fuck" has really started to grate

Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #368 on: August 31, 2020, 01:51:02 PM »
to be honest i say that a lot when something surprising happens like someone pulls out in front of you on a roundabout or I bash my shin. cant really be helped, just random mash of expletives

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Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #369 on: August 31, 2020, 02:00:08 PM »
when something surprising happens like someone pulls out in front of you on a roundabout

Paul Ross rendezvous?

Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #370 on: August 31, 2020, 02:05:08 PM »
"Jesus fuck" has really started to grate

You know a phrase has become uncool once the Pope starts using it.

Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #371 on: August 31, 2020, 02:11:02 PM »
really stopped the kids saying things were "consubstantial" and "proper bo"

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« Reply #372 on: August 31, 2020, 02:35:10 PM »

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Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #373 on: August 31, 2020, 07:50:41 PM »
"Learnings"

https://www.abc.net.au/mediawatch/episodes/learnings/12612770

Humble learnings. Cultural learnings. I think it's been around for a while but obviously it looks like a rash of them in Australia at the moment.

That presenter's got a touch of the Michael Palin about him.

Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #374 on: August 31, 2020, 07:53:19 PM »
Humble learnings. Cultural learnings. I think it's been around for a while but obviously it looks like a rash of them in Australia at the moment.

(2006) Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

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Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #375 on: August 31, 2020, 07:54:55 PM »
Indeed. That's why I referenced it (it's not in the video).

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Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #376 on: August 31, 2020, 10:21:33 PM »
"Jesus fuck" has really started to grate

Playing hard and fast with the original concept of the thread's title now.

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Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #377 on: August 31, 2020, 11:05:03 PM »
Playing hard and fast with the original concept of the thread's title now.

Really, this is going too far? In the same thread as ''the carpet needs cleaned''? Naaaaah

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Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #378 on: August 31, 2020, 11:10:12 PM »
“Carpet needs cleaned” is like something an actual infant would say. “Nappy needs unshitted, wahhhh, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.”

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Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #379 on: August 31, 2020, 11:16:37 PM »
See now, I'm even less on board with this, cause I don't think I've ever heard an infant say ''unshitted''

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« Reply #380 on: August 31, 2020, 11:29:52 PM »
doggos

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Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #381 on: September 11, 2020, 12:10:33 PM »
Ms Truss said the UK-Japan Comprehensive Economic Partnership Agreement means 99% of exports to Japan will be tariff-free.

"The agreement we have negotiated - in record time and in challenging circumstances - goes far beyond the existing EU deal, as it secures new wins for British businesses in our great manufacturing, food and drink, and tech industries," she said.

"From our automotive workers in Wales to our shoemakers in the North of England, this deal will help build back better as we create new opportunities for people throughout the whole of the UK and help level up our country."

Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #382 on: September 11, 2020, 12:20:01 PM »
Can't wait for the UK to go supersaiyan and defeat the he EU with a kamehameha

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Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #383 on: September 20, 2020, 02:12:35 AM »
Describing things as “a lot”.

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« Reply #384 on: September 20, 2020, 07:19:30 AM »


What does "build back better" mean?

Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #385 on: September 20, 2020, 07:23:42 AM »
Finding it hard to deal with 'Grumpy'.  Adult emotions reduced to a cloud with a frown on it.  Also the sound of the word makes me gip.

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Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #386 on: September 20, 2020, 07:43:06 AM »
Our CEO sent out a weekly video message in which she referred to “happenings“ and “learnings”. The CEO of an exam board. Fuck my dirty mouth.

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Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #387 on: September 20, 2020, 07:44:28 AM »
"Jesus fuck" has really started to grate

You need to get him some lube.

Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #388 on: September 20, 2020, 04:44:07 PM »
Out yesterday and some old man said look at that tortoises, it's pronounced tortuss (tortoise) doesn't matter either way as it was a fucking terrapin. Which he asked if I'd seen the tortoise and I said I hadn't but I had seen the terrapin.

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Re: Infantile language 2020
« Reply #389 on: September 20, 2020, 05:42:53 PM »
Our CEO sent out a weekly video message in which she referred to “happenings“ and “learnings”. The CEO of an exam board. Fuck my dirty mouth.
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