Infantile language 2020

[BlodwynPig]

I know someone (a woman with an adult job bossing about a team of middle-aged men) who regularly refers to dinners/breakfasts/snacks of beans on toast with cheese on top as "cheesy beanos". I hate this more than anything else in the world.

that and its context "wins the thread"

"wins the ..." e.g. internet, comes second.

[BlodwynPig]

Might be one of the most depressing things I've ever seen

Idiots referring to "tech" and believing they are above the mere mortals around them.
Idiots believe tech to be Silicon Valley exclusively.

[Jerzy Bondov]

Laughed both at reading this before the detail in the quote box and after.

GRAAVAHRJ

[The Mollusk]

That is fucking excellent

[ZoyzaSorris]

Yep, that's what I meant (I'm a she, by the way :) )

Sorry - yes I know you're a she, I somehow got confused with who was being quoted there.

[Ken Oath]

"All the feels".

Feel this, you prick..

[Ken Oath]

A person I used to work with liked to say she was going off "for a toiley". Not even to the toiley, but for a toiley. Fuck knows what she did in there.

[idunnosomename]

"All the feels".

Feel this, you prick..

This is a mood

[Huxleys Babkins]

A person I used to work with liked to say she was going off "for a toiley". Not even to the toiley, but for a toiley. Fuck knows what she did in there.

Maybe she was French and was using a silent T?

[Ken Oath]

Maybe she was French and was using a silent T?

"Je vais aller pour une toiley"??

[buttgammon]

A person I used to work with liked to say she was going off "for a toiley". Not even to the toiley, but for a toiley. Fuck knows what she did in there.

That's the same level of hideousness as 'go toilet'.

[Blue Jam]

Any adult who likes Disney or Harry Potter instantly kill yourself.

I consider an adult anyone over the age of five.

See this post and the following ones:

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,68891.msg4279135.html#msg4279135

That's a Mickey Mouse chronograph in among those watches. I tried to find the exact model to see if Famous Mortimer should bother picking it up and selling it on eBay. I didn't find the exact one but it looks like the various Disney resorts put out a limited edition Mickey Mouse watch every year and they're collectible and go for upwards of a ton each.

A Mickey Mouse chronograph. Fuck's sake, if you're going to get a proper serious watch get a proper serious watch, not one with a cartoon mouse ruining it.

Those limited edition Disney Princess wedding dresses are the female equivalent. I know the entire wedding industry infantilises grown women anyway but those really take the piss. Why spend £10K to look like you've been to a fancy dress shop?

https://www.kleinfeldbridal.com/product-category/dresses/disney-fairy-tale-weddings-collection/

[Blue Jam]

Also I'm childish as fuck and I fucking hate Harry fucking Potter. That's how childish liking Harry fucking Potter is.

[Chedney Honks]

I'm extremely childish but that stuff is perverse for wankers

[Blue Jam]

"Walt Disney... now there's a man who lived the American Dream."

"Really? I thought he just drew pictures of mice."

[idunnosomename]

I'm not sure when good things started to "slap" but i wish they wouldn't

[Retinend]

In a new Netflix show called "Connected", in an episode about the science of fecal matter, the presenter (who looks like this) consistently refers to the latter as "poop":

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Potter and Disney too juvenile for Bosto but not cartoonlike computer games with an aesthetic from wot games were when he was a child.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

In a new Netflix show called "Connected", in an episode about the science of fecal matter, the presenter (who looks like this) consistently refers to the latter as "poop":

Any use of poop ever by someone with the intelligence to speak or write should result in being made unemployed in the life. Wretched pig people with their euphemistic safety blankets.

Whenever I encounter it I always try to fire a tidal wave of aural viscera in its direction.

[idunnosomename]

It's not like there aren't common easily-understood words for it that aren't swearing.

Depending on context and what produced it: dung, manure, stool, excrement, faeces, droppings, etc

[Chedney Honks]

Potter and Disney too juvenile for Bosto but not cartoonlike computer games with an aesthetic from wot games were when he was a child.

I hate them old shit games, you're thinking of madhair.

Potter and Disley are not shit because they're childish or whatever, I'm very childish and childlike, a real fuckin naif. They're shit because they're for scarf wearing happy holidays teeth whitener fucking I'm a 'nerd lol just love books haha' I have no personality besides identifying with media guess who's kooky dats right lil ol me FUCKKKKKKKKS.

[Uncle TechTip]

I hate them old shit games, you're thinking of madhair.

Potter and Disley are not shit because they're childish or whatever, I'm very childish and childlike, a real fuckin naif. They're shit because they're for scarf wearing happy holidays teeth whitener fucking I'm a 'nerd lol just love books haha' I have no personality besides identifying with media guess who's kooky dats right lil ol me FUCKKKKKKKKS.

So, they don't do this in any other language or culture? Not anywhere in the world? Can you present proof of it not happening.

[Chedney Honks]

Apologies if I misrepresented myself. I don't discriminate on the basis of language or nationality. They can all get to fuck.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Feel like pure shit just wanna pmay Nebula Ray (1993)

[Chedney Honks]

Yeah tbf that look decent

[Kryton]

People who say Omnomnom to describe something tasty.

Or furbabies for dogs, or puppers/puppos. Just fuck off.

[Kryton]

Also why do millennials and zoomers call going out for a drink in the afternoon 'Day drinking'.

Oh what did you do yesterday - Oh we went Day drinking.

Just say we went for a drink. Nobody cares what fucking time it was.

[Twit 2]

Proper angry about all this.

[bgmnts]

Also why do millennials and zoomers call going out for a drink in the afternoon 'Day drinking'.

Oh what did you do yesterday - Oh we went Day drinking.

Just say we went for a drink. Nobody cares what fucking time it was.

Never heard of this until now.

[Kryton]

Never heard of this until now.

Lucky you.